Laughing, playing hard,and just all around fun!
Crazy ass Bitchs!!!
Anybody. You can never have to many friends!
Which Sin Are You?
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DOB
Favourite Color
You are... Envy
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11 types of hoes....11. "The Undercover Ho" - This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.10. "The Church Ho" - Her hair and nails are always done. This ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Ho.9. "High Class Ho" - (also known as the "Glamour Ho") - This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and hot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.8. "Old Ho" - The Old Ho used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she still looks good for her age. She tries to wear all of the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.7. "Nasty Ho" - This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a "tight" body and can be found working in a strip club.6. "Sneaky Ho" - The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man. Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not long after she's gone. She always "dips" and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be Undercover Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing.5. "Bourgeois Ho" - This type of ho is an educated and professional woman with many credits to her name; she dresses well and has a sophisticated circle of friends. To the outside, these women are perfect. However these ho’s have multiple partners and sleep with married men like "Undercover Ho," perpetrate on Sunday like "Church Ho," get played by men just like "Stupid Ho," obsess with name brands and status like "High Class Ho," and best of all...Bourgeois Ho looks down on all the other ho's.4. "Project Ho" - This Ho is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "baby daddies." She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.3. "Stupid Ho" - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complains about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.2. "Crazy Ho" - This is a popular ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her areas of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other ho's) jobs, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.And Finally!!1. "The Stank Ho" - This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. The Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones. She has deluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about her that cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap.
I LOVE MY BROTHER TRAVIS THIS IS WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!Why I'm the Awsome!!Travis once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart hile she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.Travis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.Travis lost his virginity before his dad did.There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Travis.Since 1982, the year Travis was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13, 000 percent.Travis Smith has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."When Travis sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Travis has not had to pay taxes ever.There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Travis.Travis spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and Tequila.Crop circles are Travis's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Travis allows to live.When Travis goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.Travis once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.In an average living room there are 1, 242 objects Travis could use to kill you, including the room itself.Travis has two speeds: walk and kill.Travis is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.Travis can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.When Travis does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.Travis does not sleep. He waits.Travis' tears cure cancer. Too bad for cancer patients he has never cried.If you can see Travis, he can see you. If you can't see Travis you may be only seconds away from death.If you ask Travis what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.When Travis sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Travis has not had to pay taxes, ever.Travis once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.Travis doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.Travis will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.Someone once videotaped Travis getting pissed off. It was called : Texas Chain Saw Massacre.Travis originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch, " Travis replied, "That's no glitch."Travis once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Travis once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.Time waits for no man. Unless that man is TravisTravis discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Travis is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Travis roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Travis gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Hip Hop and Pop mostly. A little bit of everything in small doses
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
Comedies! Serious dramas
Nemesis
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How sexy are you?
Username: You are this sexy: - 91%
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What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.
The Underwear Oracle
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You Are Glam Sexy
You live for flaunting your sexiness, and you totally work it.
Why not? You've got the goods - you might as well use them.
You're 100% woman, and you never go out without looking your best.
After all, you never can tell when you might bump into Mr. Perfect!
What Kind of Sexy Are You?
You Are a Very Bad Girl
You are 0% Good and 100% Bad
As they say, good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere!
You make most bad girls look like angels - and have a hell of a time along the way.
Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
You Are a Fierce Femme
You have a wild side, and you aren't afraid to bring it out when the time is right.
But you also know when to hang back and keep your "crazy chick" persona in check.
In fact, some of your friends may be surprised to find out how far you can take it...
You may look mild mannered, but it's all an act!
How Daring Are You?
You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? Start the water then get in
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? Yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? Hell yeah if you have the right attachment
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? Yes but I was like 3
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? Yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 16
How old do you act? 3
Have you recently become a member of anything? Yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? Both
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? Yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? Ummm maybe if it was gross.
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? The Captain of course
Have you ever called anyone a slut? Yes
Have you ever been called a slut? Yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? Yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? Hell Yes
I am a reality show junkie! I need serious help for my addiction.
I love to read anything I can get my paws on
Starr may explode without warning
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My mother, grandfather, and my babies, and my dad.