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A-Damn®

I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR BAND'S FRIEND!!!!!!

About Me

Supergut
About me? So what am I supposed to say here? I guess this is the section where I attempt to form a relatively simple statement while still maintaining the sense of depth and charisma that one would expect in order to hold their interest and admiration. I mean that's what this page is for, right - self promotion in an effort to build online alliances of friends and thus further develop my Myspace rank (I'm so deep... hehe)? Well here I go. I think that if a bunch of pirates were to get in a fight with a bunch of cowboys, the pirates would definitely win. However, I think that ninjas could kick the pirates' asses hands down (even without weapons), and no one could stand up to an army of robots, especially if the robots had Unicron from the Transformers movie (you know - the planet-sized transformer who ate other planets).

My Interests

Writing redundant passages of pointless rambling utilizing conjunctions and prepositional phrases in hopes of further drawing the reader along a string of seemingly unending rhetoric that appears to be pertaining to a point while actually being complete nonsense carefully crafted and calculated to waste the readers' time. It makes me happy to know you making it to the forthcoming period of this sentence means that I controlled you for the duration of your reading of this statement. There's 30 seconds you'll never get back. Yay!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Ninjas and Santa... and this jackass:

Music:

The Parkinsons Jenga Tournament

Movies:

Gardenstate, Napoleon Dynamite, Almost Famous, Anything Wes Anderson, Punch Drunk Love, Snatch, and Fight Club to name a few.

Books:

Steven King's Dark Tower Series, The Ender Saga by Orson Scott Card, Harry Potter, Survivor and Choke by Chuck Palahniuk, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code (the movie sucked), and George Carlin's When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

My Blog

The Only Real Serious Thing in Life is Death (WARNING - THIS WILL BE DEPRESSING)

So I've been trying to gather myself before writing this so that I don't come off too heavy, but honestly, it's been a pretty heavy couple weeks so I guess they deserve the complete delivery. I have ...
Posted by A-Damn® on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:26:00 PST

I'm Matt Damon... yay.

According to the Movies.com Which Movie Star Are You Like? quiz, you're: Matt Damon Your hard work has paid off! You're known as a talented, dedicated, nice guy, who wisely learned from his best pal...
Posted by A-Damn® on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:32:00 PST

strategy without intent

I've been listening to weird twisted dark hip-hop lately, which is so unlike me. It's just never been my scene by any means. I'm noticing that I really like it now. Not because of any influence other ...
Posted by A-Damn® on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 10:06:00 PST

Pet Peeves

I just posted this in another blog, but I liked it and wanted to share it with all 3 of my readers. pet peeves: people who don't say thanks when you hold the door open for them. gay guys who think...
Posted by A-Damn® on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:25:00 PST

Another Year Gone

Every time I sit down to write at this thing, I gradually lose track of my point until at the end, I am left without any recolection of my original inspiration. I guess this explains the bad poetry an...
Posted by A-Damn® on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:55:00 PST

My Friends Are Great

This was written for me, and it's awesome 5000. Thanks to Brandon. Solo ..8 (for Adam) Did we prove them all wrong The nails sure as hell rusted But we have floated on fine Lawn chairs - Jaz...
Posted by A-Damn® on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 04:05:00 PST

tea anyone?

this isn't intended for structure. I just think it's nice. a friend's influence pushed me to grab for a life less ordinary and a dream less distant to live the dream or dream the life is all I ever...
Posted by A-Damn® on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 09:08:00 PST

Growing Up is Great

Ok... so where do I start? Oh yeah... I'M FUCKING MARRIED!!!!! Not only that, but I am married to the most incredible, breathtaking, loving, inspirational, and caring person on the planet. So what'...
Posted by A-Damn® on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 09:26:00 PST

hmmmm....

If we could just stop dreaming, life would never disappoint.
Posted by A-Damn® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another day

I'll be 25 in 8 minutes. Let's see how many people give a fuck...
Posted by A-Damn® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST