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HTML code:Me and my daddy like to watch the Yankees in our Jock-straps with a Cowboy Hat and our 3-D glasses on. We have a tight bond.Going to public places and smelling the seats in which hot chicks were sitting.... Stealing from my Grandma because she's senile and was a complete whore in her youth..... Playing with my best friend...The XM Delphi Myfi. Playing with myself on the phone while talking to ANY female......I also anjoy shaving my balls every other week...It feels good. I wanna shave Tom's balls then put baby powder on them to make them nice and fresh feeling.
Meet dead Grandpa's so I can kick them in thier old balls and curse them for giving birth to my awful parents.....Meet Jesus...so I can kick him in his Holy balls and tell him he ain't no Puff Daddy.......Meet Rupert M. (Owner of the Fox empire and the man who just bought Myspace for alot of $$$) so I can kick him in his rich balls. Once they read this, I'll no longer have a stupid site to post my stupid comments.....Meet Marissa Tomei so I can finally get her pregnant then leave her after 4 months so no other man can have her. Oh I forgot...I'd kick her in the snatch because it's only fair after kicking all of these men in the balls.
I enjoy that fat bastard, Christopher Cross and his live rendition of Sailing and the Arthur Theme... I cry whever I hear Sia sing "Breath Me"....that bitch has the voice of an angel.... I also enjoy the Kid of Widney High and listen to alot of religious music that inspires me to suck off strange men in public restrooms.
I found Flight 93 to be a comedy in the same vein of the Airplane movies. I bought all of the Harry Potter movies for that chick in it. I wanna see her bang Harry and his friend in a three-some with that wizard guy filming it. Then Harry and his red haired buddy would strangle her while screaming......"You like the magic wand , don't you bitch". Then Harry and his buddy kill the magical slut.
I enjoy watching Voltron and having a fine bowel of cereal...I also enjoy news clips of a cop being assaulted. I watch the spanish channels so I can see those PUTAS shake what God gave them.... I watch the history ch. to see Hitler specials (what a clown that Hitler was....you know the guy had some great qualitys. Don't pre-jude him...ONLY the Lord can do that.
I read the Holy Bible...Bazooka comics....I just picked up "MY BODY....A YOUNG GIRLS GUIDE TO BECOMING A WOMAN" not only is it informative but it's also HOT. I'm amazed how much secretions come out of a vagina. It's like a slimy slug. I'm happy I have a Twig and Grapes instead of a Hotpocket.
Scott Peterson for being an inventive husband (he's a funny guy).... O.J. Simpson for killing that white bitch and getting away with it.... The men who crucified Jesus because if it wasnt for them that lazy bastard would never have been noticed and become "Our Lord and Savior"...... My ultimate hero...my "3am sweet-heart"...even though you are not real, your real to me. In the end it's just the two of us and everything around us with fall apart but you and I will remain.