Brad

"A creative person constantly being held down by the evil subtones of "The Man". Desiring to escape the society that commends the idiotic and supports the sub-par aspirations of the drinking class, Brad constantly strives to appease the god's of the working class. In contrast to what most people think, Brad prides himself on being extremely quick witted and aspires to be honest and forthgoing in his conversations with candid co-conspirers. His epic battles with termites in his No. 2 pencils have since pushed him beyond the brink of sanity and he now currently serves as the Maitre Di in the employee washroom of the local Wal- Mart in Livingston. There he bides his time servicing the hearty/generous employees of Wal-Mart as they drop their kids off at the pool. He wishes to one day graduate to the public washroom where he can so helpfully service a wider variety of toilet trainees. Of course none of this is related to his extensive inheritance left to him from his long lost uncle. Having not known his uncle for his whole life, Brad thought that he had no rich relatives. Thankfully for him, he was wrong, and now enjoys a luxurious life when he gets home to his lovely cat Roxie. The cat by the way is also looking for someone "special", as it would seem as of late." -Taken from the Biography of Brad Kleman entitled: Sarcasm and You Cynicism and Satire are such beautiful things.