Sammy P: Pastor of Disaster

About Me

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I'm so sassy, if I was a better singer, I'd be Mama Sass, and I'd choke on a ham sasswich. Except it'd be a tofu concoction, because I'm a 21 year old student at the University of Guelph - Anthropology, focus on Gender Studies. BUT I STILL KNOW HOW TO PARTY. I only own four pairs of socks. I am a Coffee Agent at Second Cup, and am hoping to meet a Sandwich Artist at Subway that really lights my fire, although finding the Gina Gershon to my Jessie Spano is not really the main goal in my life. Mastering tricky uncool analogies is my real calling. I like normal things like sunsets and kittens, but I also keep a life-size clay head of my roomie from 1st year university on my bookshelf. I love Orange TicTacs and raising hell. I've got a huge coffee and a problem with authority. It's perpetually funk night in my headspace.But I'm really nice.

My Interests

Travel (like woah), music, dance, writing, alcohol, being obnoxiously left-wing as long as I'm young enough to pull it off. Oh, and I'm really fond of Trio Pompadoro pizzas from Pizza Pizza, with the creamy garlic dipping sauce and some sweet sweet Dr. Pepper.

I'd like to meet:

The Maker. And all the babies mamas.

Music:

The Go! Team, the Flaming Lips, the Detroit Cobras, Big Brother and the Holding Company, John Butler Trio, Bob Dylan, Bob Nanna, the Black Keys, the White Stripes, the Ride Theory, the Sonics, the Stooges, the Libertines, the Strokes, the Beatles, the Vines, the Who, Led Zeppelin, Propellorheads, McLusky, Janis Joplin, Mr. Something Something, Pocket Dwellers, Curtis Mayfield, Nirvana, Ratatat, Uncle John and Whitelock, Po' Girl, the Be Good Tanyas, Arcade Fire, Metric, G Love, Fiona Apple, RJD2, CSS, Hot Chip, the Beastie Boys, NWA, Rage Against the Machine, The Grates, A Tribe Called Quest, Mos Def, Spoon, the Roots, LCD Soundsystem, The Rapture, Art Brut, Beck, the Bees, the Bicycles, the Mountain Goats, Ninja High School

Heroes:

Lewis Black, Margaret Cho, Mitch Hedberg minus the drugs, Janis Joplin minus the drugs, Deborah Woodman and my mom for driving three hours in the snow to see my shows and my father for not disowning me because I'm a vegetarian.

My Blog

HOOT HOOT, the little owl speaks again...

SAMMY'S FIRST GLASWEGIAN CONCERT! I'm playing original blues pop with The Little Owl, along with Copyleft and the Underling at the Halt Bar! Free entry and cheap entry to wicked Art ...
Posted by Sammy P: Pastor of Disaster on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:19:00 PST

...I'M GOING BACK TO SCOTLAND!!!

Holy hell, what a life this is... I just got accepted for the U of G full year exchange to Glasgow. Then I went to a ballistic beach party and we threw it down until sunrise. Life's pretty swee...
Posted by Sammy P: Pastor of Disaster on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:39:00 PST

I'm Going To Scotland!

I'm going to Scotland today! I decided yesterday! So... next time I write you will be from Scotland! Okay, I love you guys, and be very very kind to each other. Peace and love, Sammy...
Posted by Sammy P: Pastor of Disaster on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:13:00 PST