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Eric

police discover a bolgny sandwich! put up the crime tape!

About Me

i like to fly kites, it would be more impressive if i could fly a chair attached to a string. i watched a guy attack a pay phone last year. the pay phone seemed to have the edge and didn't ever fall to the ground despite the great effort of its opposition. the clerk at the gas station never noticed. also the guy who was pissing himself near the atm. he was drunk as hell. then he got into a cab. quite the entertaining sight watching him fake as though he hadn't just wetted himself like a child.i host game shows late at night. wink martindale is my mentor. alex trebek is my enemy. bob barker is the hugh hefner of game show hosts.

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My Interests

cycling, film, music, books, elephants, hippos, oscar the grouch, socks, baseball, mayhem, hipster bingo, criminal investigations, having more grease than the politicans

I'd like to meet:

people. aliens. people who do things and stuff and love to do those things with that stuff and then spin in circles. i'd love to meet the leader of the martians in hopes of getting to ride in their space craft. or anyone that likes having random fun. people with plastic silverware. alvar hanso. the inventor of the spork... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

postal service, shins, modest mouse, pearl jam, nirvana, elliot smith,decemberists, beck, the cure, rem, bob dylan, neil young, interpol, jeff buckley, ben folds, ryan adams, wilco, radiohead, the eels, john lennon, hendrix, ben harper, bob marley, ccr, pixies, grandaddy, bloc party, wolf parade

Movies:

taxi driver, adaptation, royal tenanbaums, adaptation, spinal tap, fight club, pulp fiction, being john malchovich, the station agent, north by northwest, control room, high fidelity, road to paris, clerks, bull durham, goodfellas, donnie brasco, baraka, motorcycle diaries, random movies from the 80s...cheesey movies that should be made fun of. there are more but i don't feel like typing.

Television:

scrubs, the daily show, lost, the office, random shows on discovery channel

Books:

1984, bobke, the perks of being a wallflower, choke, survivor, dreams from my father, heart of darkness, metamorphisis, america the book, a people's history of the united states, stranger than fiction, shoeless joe, another bullshit night in suck city