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Flash

I'm the Surreal Deal.

About Me

World's Greatest Sonofabitch. I tend to be a little misanthropic, but who doesn't. I'm a connoisseur of fine metal. Your results:
You are Magneto Magneto 72% Riddler 68% The Joker 65% Dr. Doom 64% Mr. Freeze 62% Apocalypse 62% Venom 61% Lex Luthor 59% Two-Face 57% Dark Phoenix 53% Juggernaut 49% Poison Ivy 48% Mystique 45% Green Goblin 45% Kingpin 39% Catwoman 36% You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.
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My Interests

Great White Sharks. Art. The Occult. Whales, I guess. Sound design. the ocean. movies, music, blah, blah, blah..., toys. Comics. Old stuff. Prison life. Heavy Metal. Ice cream. DIY, kinda. Naked pictures of Ashley. Kathryn's renegade buttcrack. Samurai. Hell's Angels. History.

I'd like to meet:

Ralph "Sonny" Barger. Stan Lee.

Music:

Suicidal Tendencies.The Skatalites. Dr.Octagon.Neurosis.Depech Mode.The Smiths.Black Flag. Bad Religion. Wu-Tang.

Movies:

Movies I saw and liked in 2007: Rocky Balboa. The Last Samurai. Taps. Conan The Barbarian. Commando. The Karate Kid. The Horror Express. X-Men. Hoosiers. LA Confidential. Mothra. Jeremiah Johnson. Inland Empire. X-Men 2. Red Dawn. Spider-Man. Spider-Man2. Clue. Zodiac. Howard the Duck. DC Cab. Shaun of the Dead. Land of the Dead. Pet Semetary.

Television:

24. Iron Chef America. Lost. Band of Brothers. V. Arrested Development. The Sopranos (It's not like it used to be). Flavor of Love. America's Next Top Model. Janice Dickenson's Modeling Agency. The Surreal Life. The Apprentice. The Amazing Race. UFC. Dog the Bounty Hunter. Grey's Anatomy. American Chopper. PRIDE Fighting. Crocodile Hunter. History Channel. The Soup. American Idol. The Girls Next Door. Man Vs. Wild. Beauty and the Geek. The Next White Rapper.

Books:

Books I've read in 2007:Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?-Philip K. Dick. Goliath-Steve Alten. Into Thin Air-John Krakaur. Fahrenheit 451. Comics I've read in 2007:Sin City 2:A Dame to Kill For. Origin:The True Story of Wolverine. Lone Wolf and Cub vol.2:The Gateless Barrier. 24:Nightfall. 300. Detective Comics Starring Batman no516. Spider-Man no10. X-Men no1. Ghostrider & Blaze:Spirits of Vengeance no.6. Batman versus Predator no.2. G.I. Joe:Master&Apprentice. Web of Spider-Man no.90,96. Priest 10-11. Wolverine:Origins & Endings. Marvel Zombies. The Walking Dead:Book 1. The Road To Civil War... Well, I've read a lot. I won't list 'em all.

Heroes:

No heroes.

My Blog

I just pitched a reality game show to Kadie...

Have a bunch of teams and give them a bunch of junk, you know trash and stuff. These teams take this trash and make something of it then try to sell it to me. Whoever sells it for the most money wins...
Posted by Flash on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

I read a really cool book last weekend.

It's called Marvel Zombies. Yes, it's a comic. That's what I've been doing this winter. No concerts, no movies, surprise celebrity appearances, just lots of comics and even more t.v. Anyway, the b...
Posted by Flash on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

The Fags

I've been kinda digging this band called The Fags that I heard on The Rock and Roll Geek Show. They got an album out called "Light 'Em Up". It's a little uncharacteristic for what I usually listen t...
Posted by Flash on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST

I'm really bummed.

I just heard the Crocodile Hunter has been killed. No joking. Steve is an icon. I was watching his show about a week ago and he was teaching his 5 year old daughter how to catch crocs. I won't say ...
Posted by Flash on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:34:00 PST

Today

Kadie bought me a new watch, some new shoes, and some new pants. She bought herself some new Chuck Taylors. I bought her a vegi sandwich and some fries. How woemantic.Who needs kids when you have 2...
Posted by Flash on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:10:00 PST

I did something this weekend I've never done before

Kadie and I got engaged. We will tie the knot Tuesday, June 6, 2006 in Las Vegas, Nevada. If anyone wants to show up, please do. We understand if you can't. Hopefully, we will have it webcast for ...
Posted by Flash on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:41:00 PST

Me and Travis Bickle.

I need to get one of those signs that say, "One of these days I'm going to get organizized!" Just can't find a way to get ahead these days. We went and saw George Carlin last night. He went off o...
Posted by Flash on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:01:00 PST

I had a dream about a week ago

I was back home visiting my folks and Henry Rollins showed up. I was shocked as hell. It turned out that Hank was an old friend of the family. He visited my folks every year. Pretty wacky. The dra...
Posted by Flash on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:29:00 PST

What if...

...Dog The Bountyhunter was/is a Jedi Knight.
Posted by Flash on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:20:00 PST

No Shirts. No Shoes. No Dice.

I finally gave in and joined the ever-expanding realm of Myspace.  Woes me. 
Posted by Flash on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:39:00 PST