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Malice Lala Slaughter

You have to have a reservation for the afterlife?

About Me


If I don't know you, please send me a message first. Thanks :)

You'll have much better luck getting in touch with me on Livejournal or the forum of crack , but I do occasionally check MySpace.

I'm a very erratic, critical, cynical, sarcastic individual. Perhaps borderline paranoid schizophrenic. It makes for more dynamic, more fun conversation. I can't stand blatant stupidity.

Cooking is my passion. I like to do non-fancy dinner parties. I especially enjoy baking bread.

I'm absolutely nuts about my fiance and my cats. They're insane. My celebrity crush is zombie Douglas Adams.

My Interests

music, dancing, intelligent conversation, cooking, baking, food, cats, arts & crafts, sewing, knitting, astronomy, tattoos, piercings, reading, satire, writing, cheese, eating carbs, hair, MAC, naps, Dali, Escher, photography, puzzles, people-watching, pool, the letter p, yoga, your mom, stuff

I'd like to meet:

Douglas Adams (RIP)

Alton Brown
Trent Reznor
Johnny Depp
Jon Stewart
Charlie Kaufman
Terry Pratchett
Kiefer Sutherland
Realistically speaking - almost any open-minded person, as long as you're not trying to hit on me

Music:

dark and dirty breaks, 30 Seconds to Mars, Aphex Twin, Audioslave, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Blur, Bush, Cake, Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Death Cab for Cutie, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Gorillaz, Imogen Heap, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Metric, Mogwai, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, Orbital, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Portishead, The Postal Service, The Prodigy, Propellerheads, Radiohead, Queen, Rufus Wainwright, Ramones, Savage Garden, ♥ Sigur Ros ♥, Smashing Pumpkins, Elliot Smith, Snow Patrol, Tenacious D, Tricky...

Movies:

Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, The Fifth Element, The Thin Red Line, Life Is Beautiful, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowski, The Princess Bride, Memento, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Office Space, 12 Monkeys, American Beauty, Vanilla Sky, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Traffic, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Kill Bill, Legend, Lost In Translation, Sin City, Human Nature, V for Vendetta, Pan's Labyrinth, 300

Television:

Good Eats, Invader Zim, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 24, Family Guy, Futurama, Six Feet Under, Scrubs, South Park, Heroes, Gilmore Girls

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Sandman, Catch-22, Good Omens, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Fight Club, 1984, the Discworld series, Sin City, cookbooks

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Indiana Jones, Dr. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce

My Blog

I scream...

So far, the suggested flavors are cake batter (if I can figure out a way to imitate the flavor without using actual cake batter with raw eggs), chai, avocado, good ol' vanilla bean, mint chocolate chi...
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:03:00 PST

wishlist

Well, my birthday is less than three weeks away. Here is a list of stuff:- I won't get- I'll end up buying for myselfRiceboy SleepsA limited edition art book by Jonsi (of Sigur Ros) and his boyfriend ...
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

student loan poll

From what I've heard, the typical grace period is 6 months. I believe mine is 13 months, but I'm waiting on a copy of my promissory note to be sure. ACS wants my first payment Tuesday (1 month from th...
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST

bling

This is the ring :)Pictures don't do it justice...but that's almost always the case.
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST

suck it in

I got a corset for this year's Halloween costume (Death of the Endless, from Neil Gaiman's Sandman)...and you know, just for fun It's my first real corset, and damn! It's pretty intense, just put...
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:52:00 PST

kitten

new kitten! We think it's a girl. It's not ours, so we haven't named it, but I've been calling it Munchkin. Fuzzy's pissed about it, but she's getting spayed next week. That might help. ...
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 11:20:00 PST

sigur rós

The show Monday night was just phenomenal. I'm going to post a review when I can get my thoughts together. As I already said, they now own my soul :)
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 09:46:00 PST

purrmatix

I made my cat album public :D There are other pictures, too, but the public-making mostly about my furbabies <3 http://photobucket.com/albums/v57/LitLaur/Cats/ password: llamallama ...
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucking argh!

So I've been messing around with my profile for a bit. I'd like it if shit would fucking work right. I've been trying to figure out what I did wrong, but for now, I give up. Stupid MySpace...*walks a...
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Voodoo

So far, I don't know anyone else who is going to Voodoo. What a shame. I mean, BILLY FUCKING IDOL. I've never been a huge Billy Idol fan, but I'm so fucking excited to see him. More excited than I am ...
Posted by Malice Lala Slaughter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST