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Hobbledehoy

Lost in a thought in the back of my mind...

About Me

I'm Jason. I'm a dork. I'm an adorable dork. I'm adorkable. I'm convinced there is no God and closed-minded discrimination pisses me off to no end. I don't know what guilt feels like. I laugh at everything. I am Jason.

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My Interests

Writing, photography, psychology, philosophy, and music.

I'd like to meet:

David Sedaris and the parts of my soul I've yet to find.

Music:

I hate Country and Southern White Gospel. All other forms of music are at least tolerable.

Movies:

The God Who Wasn't There, The Legend of 1900, any cartoon movie, and a bajillion more. I like almost everything. I'm a movie freak.

Television:

The~N, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Disney Channel, any other channel playing cartoons, Instant Star (greatest show EVER) House, Numb3rs, Scrubs, Heroes, and MacGuyver reruns.

Books:

How about Authors? William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg, David Sedaris, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson, Steven Levenkron, Oscar Wilde, Edgar Allen Poe, Douglas Coupland, Sam Harris, and many more.

Heroes:

Marcus Junius Brutus Caepio for sticking it to the man.

My Blog

Fish Tears Float

On this day in 1942I fell asleep in an open graveI dreamt of Life and dying fishOf the love I'd known that never wasMy mind was heavy floating their in spaceRacing and spinning and twitching and dream...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:51:00 PST

I'm not very weird.

I was supposed to do this a few days ago (Sorry Rachel.).   Six Things The first "player" of this game starts with the topic "six weird habits/things about yourself," and people who get tagged ...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:45:00 PST

Birthday junk

So yesterday was my birthday. Most of you already know that. Anyway, I spent yesterday with my brother Brent and fiance Shy. We started off at a local mexican restaurant where I was forced to where a ...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST

Random thoughts clouding my mind

TwoZeroZeroOne   Penetrating lust with love and drugs. Thrusting pain inside of the moments forgotten before they existed. The hatred and joy overwhelming the soul, paralyzing the mind, and des...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

So I had a dream...

So last night my baby got wasted. She was all kinds of sick and throwing up and acting all crazy-like. It was cute.   Anyway, when she finally passed out and I was able to get to sleep, I had a d...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

You don't know me!!

 Create your own friendquiz here...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:10:00 PST

Answers to my other blog

So, a lot of you have been wondering if I enjoyed PR and/or why I came back. Well, the answer is Twang. I came back for a few reasons. One was my sister-in-law getting sick again, and the other was Sh...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:14:00 PST

Back from Puerto Rico early

I'll update on why I'm back later. Right now, I'll just post a few things that I learned while down there.  I learned:   Patience is not only unwelcome in PR, but it is also illegal. Anyone ...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:12:00 PST

Life is great

My life just became great. Last Thursday I ran into my ex at a karaoke bar with my sister. Not just any ex, but THE ex. It'd been well over a year since we'd had any contact with one another, and I'd...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:17:00 PST

Tag Game

The Tag GameThe Tag Game (You're It!)Players of this game write a blog about 8 random things/habits about themselves.  People who get tagged need to write a similar blog, choose 6 people to tag a...
Posted by Hobbledehoy on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:24:00 PST