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hay girl haayyy

333... only half evil

About Me

MY NAME IS WENDY AND I'M HERE TO SAY,
I LOVE FRUITY PEBBLES IN A MAJOR WAY!
i am a well rounded individual. i enjoy shopping for grilling accessories on the regular. i am often seen playing volleyball with the mexicans down the street with a soccerball to give back to the local community. just last week i saved an unsuspecting motorist from succumbing to road rage by viewing my humorous habit of dancing while i drive. during the fall months i am often seen on barrett parkway picketing against firebreathing dragons; spring months i picket against the use of light sabers in public schools. i have a ranch tooth, and it's constantly annoying my friends. animals love me. on weekend afternoons i reupholster couches for the homeless. weekend nights usually involve partying like it's 1999. my milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard, but the yard is closed to redneck crackas. every first week of the semester i start massive protests on campus against creamy peanut butter. this semester it got so out of hand that the whole school had to be shut down, the police were called (all of cobb cops, kennesaw cops, ksu cops, and gsp showed) and it was an insane situation . i am a proud passport member at taco mac. i always finish a glass of milk, yet i NEVER finish a glass of orange juice.
**if i don't know you and you add me, say something otherwise you'll be deleted. oh and if you don't even look like a real freakin person or have the last 50 comments on your page being "thx 4 da add" don't even bother!**

My Interests

big pimpin... ninja style, and going to curling tournaments. though occasionally i enter into freestyle walking bouts where i make some extra cash... i'm an extreme freestyle walker n i show all them other bitches up

I'd like to meet:

the guy who played gutter on pcu, christain bale, tony blair, and ken nugent (i'll get those damn insurance companies!)
sour patch kids:
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Music:

mainly showtunes

Movies:

i only watch mary kate and ashley olsen movies. they rock my world that much, obviously.

Television:

no tv and no beer make homer something something. other than that (the simpsons) i watch whatever's on when i'm around a tv and bored. stuff like the most extreme (on animal planet), degrassi (those crazy canadians), grounded for farkin life, ultimate fighter, aqua teen hungerforce, sealab 2021, space ghost coast to coast, family guy, futurama, home movies, the o.c., house m.d., scrubs, conan o'freakin-brien, seinfeld, cool shiite on discover health and court tv, iono, whatever's on whenever i'm watching!

Books:

i can't read, but i have an extensive collection of books on tape. i have enjoyed the ramayana, the hitchhikers guide series, the art of war, 1984, and when i'm feeling quirky i like articles on tape from the onion

Heroes:

beatrix kiddo

My Blog

Dear Pollen,

Fuck off already!Sincerely,Me
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:31:00 PST

so i lied....

i think this is the best game ever made....YUHyou make your own hill for the penguin to ride.... he always dies for me.  OOPS...
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

the best game everty everrrr!!

PLAY MEEEEEit takes a couple times playing to ge the hang of it really, but it's TOO much fun once you do.  i STILL scream when he catches me!   ...
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST

german shepards!!

if the owner doesn't come forward, ima be getting two german shepard puppies soon!!  i'm so excited!  they're too adorable =D
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:12:00 PST

no more partyin for me

i have so much field experience to do this semester... and the past two days i've been up before 8am--yesterday 530 which wasn't so bad.  i gotta get outta the jig of being a night person because...
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

if you think ignignot is a bomb... you're effin paranoid

The devices turned out to be harmless circuit boards with magnetic lights  part of an outdoor advertising campaign for a late-night cable TV cartoon called Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The show features a...
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:33:00 PST

i have no friends, i'm emo..

yeah, so the other day myspace thought it'd be cool to delete all my friends and other REALLY random things, so add me back if you notice i'm gone or just accept my add and know that I DIDN'T DELETE Y...
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:43:00 PST

you know what really grids my gears?

HYPOCRITESeverybody is a hypocrite, but they don't want to admit it.  once you show them how they are, they deny it.  if they don't wanna change, then fuck em.  i try to see the err in ...
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:19:00 PST

happy thanksgiving!!!

i just want to say happy thanksgiving to everyone!!!! give me a call if you wanna hang after dinnertime.. because catman and i will be having sexy time and won't be free hahaha
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

RIP, plinko doggie doggie doo

cotton is now alone in the house of mom n dad. he was a good boy and tried to save plinko before some stupid fucker ran her over and didn't even stop.  everybody say a prayer for one of the best ...
Posted by "Fraudulant Slip" on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST