KB's and roofies |
ahh well, this I thought I had to share.I was at KB's last night at 3am when some older lady comes up and sits (falls?) into the seat next to me and proceeds to do the typical, riduculous drunk pick u...
Posted by Ian on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:51:00 PST |
friday night |
what the fuck happened friday night/saturday morning?????I am just now starting to recover....
Posted by Ian on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST |
sexy!!! |
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. A...
Posted by Ian on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:47:00 PST |
the search fir what i do wrong |
Fuck it. I give up.
Posted by Ian on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:31:00 PST |
the never ending saga of bore |
well lets see I guess i should say something about saving someones life, an activity i participated in last week... we were chilling at my gf's apartment and her roommate was eating sliced beets (horr...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
stupid fucking police insurance everybody!!!!!!!!! |
i was driving to work the other day, minding my own business, behind some truck on the highway, when i 2x4 flew out of the bed of his truck and nailed my car. I got his tag # and tried to flag him dow...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i disappeared |
sorry, I disappeared for a bit. I was kinda busy at work and stuff. sorry lace i really meant to meet up with you! I ended up getting a $250 speeding ticket YAY!!!!!!!!! I can't afford that shit!! an...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
666 visitors |
Alright now noone visit my page!! this means you!! I just got 666 views and i wanna keep it this way damnit!!! while I'm here, what the fuck is up with Mcdonalds and ketchup???!!! Is there some ration...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
NO MONEY!!! |
so poor! I guess I'm starting an internet escort service, send me a message and I'll come out and give you sweet sweet lovin!!! um yeah, anyways INTERVENTION SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!! be there for the un...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a little question |
is it ridiculiously rude to ask someone why they don't give oral during a pillow talk about sex?
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
