Wassup, folks! I'm glad you stopped by. I'm the author of the urban fiction novel, "Dyme Hit List." Its an erotic, urban love story based in my hometown, Oakland, Ca. I'm also a Master Mason of David D. Mattock #87 F.&A.M. You can get more info on my site, www.mralcutt.net I am pleased to announce the formation of WriteWay2Freedom. Its a foundation formed by author, Paula Edwards and myself. Our goal is to promote literacy nationwide. Check out our site, www.writeway2freedom.com Now,spend some time with me in MySpace!..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>
The end all be all survey
What's your name to start (full if you don't mind)?: Big C
Age: less than a hundred
What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?: www.mralcutt.net
What is your height?: It doesn't matter how tall when you're layin' down...
Do you have any siblings?: Yup, two cool-ass younger bro's
What is your eye color?: medium brown
hair color?: Flesh colored aka i'm bald as a babies ass
Do you wear glasses or contacts?: heck naw
Are you right handed or left handed?: i'm a north paw
Do you have any piercings?: 3, and no, none of them are down below...
Do you smoke?: hell effin' no!
Do you swear?: what the fuck you think muthafucka?
Do you get along with your parents?: sho the hell do
Your heritage: Black american of african decent
Your fears: not becoming a member of the Mile High Club before I die
Goal you would like to achieve this year: to have "Dyme Hit List" made into a movie
Most overused phrase on an instant messenger: LOL
Best Physical Feature: you tell me...
Your bedtime: whenever the hell I want! i'm'ma grown-ass man!
What time do you rise in the morning?: read the above answer...
First thoughts waking up?: ahhhhh, morning wood!
Do you shower daily?: shower? what the hell is a shower?
This or That
Bright or dark room?: either works for me...
Chocolate or vanilla?: skrawberry
Dogs of cats?: dawgs
Pepsi or Coke?: R.C Cola
McDonalds or Burger King?: QwikWays -- what y'all know 'bout that!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea?: Long Island Ice Tea
Cappuccino or Coffee?: decaf, can't fool with that hi octane shit no mo!
In the last month....
Drank alcohol?: hell, i'm drunk now
Gone to a mall?: all the time, I love doing book signings in them
Eaten a box of Oreos?: nah, but now I have toe up some chocolate chips
Eaten sushi?: Fukk no! I don't eat fish bait!
Been on stage?: a bunch of times
Been dumped?: not since I was about 7 (I still hate her ass)
Gone skinny dipping?: yes, damn near got caught, too
Stolen Anything?: hmmm, how long is the statute of limitations?
Have you ever?
Laughed for no reason?: I do that alllllllllllllllllll the time
Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?: Oh hell yeah...
Been in love?: i'm in love rat now... :-)
Fired a gun?: hmmm, how long is the statute of limitations again?
Been drunk?: sheeeeet! I've been toe up from the flo' up
Been called a Tease?: a few times
Been beaten up?: my parent's beat my ass plenty of times...lol
Shoplifted?: again, I need to know about the statute of limitations
What was the last...
Furry thing you touched?: ask my wife...
Thing you've said?: what time does the Raider game come on?
Song you've listened to?: the Barney theme song
(Who was the last) person you've spoken to on the phone?: my homegirl, Paula Edwards
Movie you watched?: Porn or main stream?
Thing you were doing before this?: Playing the game, "Diablo" on my laptop
Time you cried?: When I sold my fully restored,1969 Chevelle SS
Song you've sang?: Freak of the Week by Parliment
Time you looked at the clock?: at 3:39 pm pacific time
Food and drink you've had?: A carls jr chicken sandwich and raspberry ice tea
Flavour of gum you've chewed?: I don't chew effin' gum
Shoes you've worn?: my holey, ran over house shoes
Store you've been in?: Bel Air Market
Favorite
Planet?: Saturn
Age you've been so far?: I go between 16 and 88
Season?: Fall
Number?: 78
TV show?: Adult Swim
Flower?: Do the ones that have purple buds count?
Random Shit
How much cash do you have on you?: I'm broke as the Ten Commandments
What's a word that rhymes with 'door'?: whore
What T-Shirt are you wearing?: I'm only in Boxers at the moment...
What brand of shoes are you wearing?: read the above answer
What did your last text message say?: "Make sure you bury the body in the desert."
What were you doing at midnight last night?: Pissin' on a tree in my backyard...
What's your current desktop picture?: a Free Mason Logo
What's a word that you say a lot?: Bullcorn!
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?: Redbone
How is the weather right now?: hot as the devils bath water
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: eyes...
Are you too shy to ask someone out?: heck yeah, can't you tell?
Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)?: you must be a fool!
Who would you like to see right now?: Cornell West
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 3
Would you go on a date with someone on MySpace?: hahahahahahahahahaha! you must be high!
How do you want to die?: having a massive orgasm
What do you want to be when you grow up?: I want to run the machine that puts the tips on the end of shoe laces
What country would you most like to visit?: Africa
How many CDs do you own?: I'm still into cassettes, dude
How many things, in your past, do you regret?: not a damn thang
Do you think you are attractive?: my mirrors keeps tellin' me i am, but i dunno
Do you believe in yourself?: 1 zillion percent
Do you want to get married?: again???
Boy/Girl prefrences
Favourite eye colour?: don't matter
Favourite hair colour?: what ever color the weave is works for me
Short or long hair?: both work for me
Height?: huggin' height
Weight?: slim to thick
First Time
You had sex?
You had oral sex?: oh GOD yes!
The age you started puberty?: 12 I think...
Last time you...
You masturbated?: doin' it right now!
You took a shower?: gonna take a minute for me to remember...
You kissed someone? who?: my daughter, Alexandria
You saw someone else naked? who?: some white woman on Cinemax(by accident)
You played truth or dare?: I musta been about 9
What was the worst dare you ever had to do?: light a firecracker in my bedroom(got a good ass whoopin' for that one)
What was the worst dare you ever witnessed some one do?: ride a bike blindfolded, he crashed and knocked out a tooth, was hella funny tho..
Some more random
Are you single?: Ask me wife
How many relationships have you had?: a few
How many of them were sexual?: a few
If you could change on thing about yourself what would it be?: I'd be more patient
What kind/brand of underwear are you wearing?: Fruit of the Loom
. Have you ever had a one night stand?: yup
Do you remember your dreams?: yup
Do you believe that there is such a thing as soulmates?: Hell yes
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yup, I experienced it first hand... :-)
What was your favorite childhood toy?: my Hot Wheels
Thoughts on life???: strive to live;not just exist
If you were stuck on an island who would you want with you?: GOD
Favorites
Country?: Africa
Food?: Gumbo
Movie?: Lord of the Rings
Drink?: Water
Animal?: Dragons
Color?: Black
Song?: Loveshine by Confunkshun
Sport?: Baseball/football tie
Jewel?: Diamonds
Subject?
Amigos
Last friend to talk to you?: Richard
Last friend you hung out with?: Donnell
Last friend you went to a movie with?: myself
Last friend to make you laugh?: Ronnie
Most memorable experience with a friend?: growing up with the 52 Boyz
Friend you have known the longest?: Donnell
Best friend(s)?: Donnell
Friend that makes you laugh the most?: Donnell
Friend who you can talk to anything about?: Donnell
Friend with the best personality?: don't y ou get the message? Donnell Robinson
Last friend to call you?: Ronnie
Anything you plan to do with friends when you get older?: open up a retirement home we can all live in
Any trips planned with friends?: a trip to Europe
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