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baby maria

The Aids of Spades

About Me

I'm a short, fat, stupid annoying liar. GOSSIP IS THE POOR MAN'S OPERA I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests

Getting sauced. Running Marathons. Saving lives. Helping the elderly. Raves. Steven Urkel. Ballgowns. Red pants. Coin collecting. White physics teachers.

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Murphy and Butters. Literally.

Television:

I love the History channel.

Books:

The Big Guide to Being Rude

My Blog

Hunted by black-albino-midget from the block...

Yeah, it's been a while. I thought this might be worthy of mentioning. I mean, nothing really ever happens to me lately. I go to work, I see the same people every day, I go to the same 3 bars all the ...
Posted by baby maria on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST

Nigga, please!

Once again, I had to repost from my bff!!! Tone-Tone... Monday, September 04, 2006 - 11:40 PM the world is ending (for real for real) OK, aside from global warming, Ernesto, super AIDS, John Mar...
Posted by baby maria on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST

This is a MUST, people!

THIS IS FROM MY BOYFRIEND'S PAGE. I HAPPEN TO LOVE THIS AND I HOPE YOU CAN ALL SEE WHY I LOVE HIM. Thursday, July 06, 2006   smack in the face Current mood: amused Category: Life Sometimes...
Posted by baby maria on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:08:00 PST

I watched Walk The Line last night...

and thank jebus I didn't pay 10 bucks to watch it in the theater! As a matter of fact I also thank Big Stupid for burning me that piece of crap, so I didn't even have to spend 3 bucks for renting it. ...
Posted by baby maria on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:19:00 PST

The strike interrupting my fat model career

I don't know who the f these twu people think they are! I've been eating fried chicken for breakfast, turducken for lunch and maybe a person or two for dinner to keep my weight up! Yes people, it is j...
Posted by baby maria on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:30:00 PST