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jeremy lane

cue the rampage music!

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / BlackRed

My Interests

art, reading, movies, manic flights of fancy, porn, drinking...

Music:

courtney love,garbage, princess superstar, la lohan, natacha atlas, tanya tucker, the faint, jen urban & the box julie london, goldfrapp, maria callas, theo, nina simone...

Movies:

female trouble, adventures in babysitting, nowhere, mullholland drive, pink flamingos, cabaret, frida, the doom generation, a streetcar named desire, spirited away sid & nancy, people v larry flynt, stonewall, grey gardens, chicago, serial mom, don't tell mom...the babysitter's dead, hey happy, steel magnolias, hedwig & the angry inch, all over the guy, L.I.E., the x-men films, the color purple, party girl, girls will be girls, welcome to the dollhouse, dick, spun, elvira mistress of the dark, 200 cigarettes, what have i done to deserve this?, ginger snaps, the sweetest thing ( a guilty pleasure, you can be sure), the texas chainsaw massacre, the texas chainsaw massacre2, sixteen candles, tarnation, in the realms of the unreal, jubilee, napoleon dynamite, shaun of the dead, titus, polyester, mysterious skin

Television:

Heroes, weeds, still standing

My Blog

diamonds are a grrrl's best friend

matching tattoos? totally! my roommate/partner in crime and i got (more) matching tattoos yesterday. a delicious bass of a pink diamond for me and a dazzling baby blue one for her. mine's on the ba...
Posted by jeremy lane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blackout dates

last night i drank 3 forties and took 4 benadryl. mistake. this morning i woke up on the floor beside my bed and the right side of my face hurts. i apparently visited dudesoffcampus.com because i have...
Posted by jeremy lane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my substitute for love

the other day i was STARVING! i mean to the point where i was shaking (it had nothing to do with the amount of booze i'd consumed the night before). so, next door to where i work is a deli...it's FUC...
Posted by jeremy lane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

reasons my roommates fucking rule and could kick yr roommates' ASS, motherfucker!!!

1) i live with 2 hot chicks 2) they got me to like cats 3) they like my gumbo 4) they're not annoyingly tidy or uptight 3) nudity is accepted & encouraged in our apartment 4) they LIKE the fact t...
Posted by jeremy lane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gayranimals

so, yesterday i was at work (i wait tables) and i was entering an order into our superspaceage touch screen diner computers. suddenly i feel something slightly on my hip. i look over & theres a little...
Posted by jeremy lane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST