Robert

I'm Robert, I'm a gorda currently living in New York City, i have constant epiphanies about eating too many carbs but i just eat more, I stage elaborate performance art and runway shows in my head which hopefully one day will come true, lately i've taken to hibernating for a week at a time so when i come out of it i party 3 times as much. I like collecting those amazingly tacky childrens stickers they sell on side streets of chinatown, My Bff got me a tattoo for x-mas that i ended up getting on my birthday, and i can totally continue this run on sentence for days.