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About Me

I'm more then just another pretty piece of flesh.From Clerks II - You gotta love Jay's homage to Buffalo Bill Jay and Silent Bob: Goodbye Horses

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Theresa
Birthday: November 28
Birthplace: A hospital somewhere
Current Location: Norwalk, CT
Eye Color: Brownish Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right most of the time
Your Heritage: Mixed... mostly Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Espadrilles
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: Carnies… and Zombies
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust, fresh out of a brick oven
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find the perfect job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL should only be used if you actually laugh out loud
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to get out of bed? Where’s the coffee?
Your Best Physical Feature: My long locks or long legs
Your Bedtime: Midnight-ish, sometimes later
Your Most Missed Memory: The night I was in a bikini contest, heard I came in second...
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, not a soda drinker
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, Wendy's in a pinch
Single or Group Dates: One-on-one
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ick, neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ha ha ha ha ha... Chocolate!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Which ever is closer
Do you Smoke: Yes, but trying to quit
Do you Swear: Yes, but trying to learn in foreign languages
Do you Sing: Not in public
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice a day, I'm a dirty, dirty girl
Have you Been in Love: Yes, but I managed to get out of it
Do you want to go to College: I did, but I probably should go back
Do you want to get Married: Sure, if I meet the right guy
Do you believe in yourself: Yes, but I also believe in tarot cards
Do you get Motion Sickness: Once in a blue moon
Do you think you are Attractive: No, I think I’m an Amazon Goddess
Are you a Health Freak: No, just a freak with healthy tendencies
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL NO
Do you play an Instrument: Musical? No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes Sir, with friends
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup, still trying to quit…
In the past month have you been on Drugs: A little heroin makes the mornings go quicker
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ooooh yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. Girl Scout Cookies, yes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes and it was damn tasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not that I know of... see Most Missed Memory
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not yet but I'm trying
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not yet but it's getting warmer
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, a ceramic monkey
Ever been Drunk: ha ha ha *hick*
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, I haven’t been called a dick tease though…
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, aren't siblings great?
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, but I'm all better now
How do you want to Die: Clueless, painless, and quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Muppet
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or Tibet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I hate superficial questions. Red.
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Sure hair is nice
Height: Taller then me
Weight: More then me
Best Clothing Style: I don’t care so long as he stays out of my closet
Number of Drugs I have taken: Today? What was the question?
Number of CDs I own: Never counted
Number of Piercings: On me? 4; on someone else, it doesn’t matter so long as they don't look like a carnie
Number of Tattoos: On me, 0; on someone else, a few are okay… again, no carnies…
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3 and hoping to keep it to 3
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!We can't stop here, this is bat country...
You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. What's Your Personality Type?
You Are Wonder Woman
A true goddess, you have the strength and skills to rule the world.
You're one sexy amazon... all of the superhero guys are fighting over you! What Superhero Are You?

My Interests

Enjoying all that life has to offer: Hanging out with friends and family, traveling to new places, looking for adventure...I've skied, mountain biked, hiked and rock climbed various places across the US, UK, Canada, and Europe. Lived in NYC, Park City, San Francisco, and a bunch of places in between. I also lived in the UK for a few years, and traveled around Europe for a while.I love gourmet food, and love to cook. Also love wine tasting, poetry, salsa dancing, and belly dancing.PNW (2007) From Theory-3 Media

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I'd like to meet:

Shiny, happy people with a good sense of humor. Intelligent, quick-witted, well-adjusted beings. Perhaps you... perhaps.Not interested in meeting attention whores, cheaters, and the fundamentally flawed. You know who you are :)img src="http://ffmedia.ign.com/superman/image/superman8_1098429 724.jpg" alt="title or description" height="285" width="225"

Music:

I love all kinds of music, especially live music. Mostly listen to Rock, Alternative, Indie, Reggae, RnB, Salsa, Techno or Classical.

Movies:

Way too many to list, and I hate lists, so keeping it short: epics, sci-fi, indie, foreign films, cult classics, smart comedies, and action/adventure.

Television:

Garbage in, garbage out. Bored with "reality" shows, talent less talent competitions, and spoon-fed humor. Usually end up watching shows like The Daily Show, Colbert Report, CSI, NCIS, Family Guy, The Office, How I Met Your Mother. Can't get enough of Heroes and Battlestar Galactica.

Books:

The Time Traveler's Wife, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, The Art of Happiness, Walden and Other Writings, American and English Romantic Poetry.

Heroes:

Beautiful as Aphrodite, wise as Athena, swifter than Mercury and stronger than Hercules: Free Hugs... You know you want one Free Hugs
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Add to My Profile | More VideosViva la difference!! How to Shower: Men vs Women

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My Blog

Gaping Void

Some funny stuff from my friend in the UK: Gaping Void
Posted by T on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:36:00 PST

Everything - Alanis Morissette

EVERYTHINGI can be an asshole of the grandest kind I can withhold like it's going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone as negative as I am sometimes I am the wisest woma...
Posted by T on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

Zen and the Wisdom of Life

Zen and the Wisdom of Life1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. Never,...
Posted by T on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:27:00 PST

I love this poem

I'm Nobody! Who are you? (288) by Emily Dickinson I'm Nobody! Who are you? Are youNobodyToo?Then there's a pair of us!Don't tell! they'd advertiseyou know!How drearyto beSomebody!How publicl...
Posted by T on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:04:00 PST

More dumb questions and answers...

The Survey part two 1. What bill do you hate paying the most?Definitely car insurance. I'd like to run the Gecko over with my car. 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?Shouldn't it be w...
Posted by T on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:34:00 PST