CRISTINAHHHH™

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i'm cris. sometimes i go by cristal, cristotle, cristopher, cristopher robin, cristopher columbus, cristopher mcmuffin, woman [only ben can call me that], and crismuffin [only audrey can call me that]. i have problems, but who the fuck doesn't. i have a world versus myself attitude, i'm sarcastic and i like to curb stomp bitches. i pimp out hoz, and i'm the mother fucking princess of staten island. i use internet slang in the real world religiously. i'm an aim chatroom guru. i can't help that i'm known in the internet world. i like cursing. i've used fuck atleast a thousand times in one day before. i like conflict, and the theory of action/reaction. i live for unexpected phone calls, and waking up to voice mails. i like to smoke. yes, i'm cliche, and a faux paux, but i don't give a fuck. people live in this world to fuck me over, which is why i'm lucky to have the few friends i do. i appreciate them so much ♥. my closest friends' names; all begin with a's & b's. i'm the c to their alphabet :D! i'm a better person when i'm drunk. i'm not really a bad ass, i just play one on tv. once you get to know me, i'm really a puss & i love everyone :]. i enjoy being a rude bitch, but i enjoy being friendly even more. i don't care if i make you cry, you obviously don't mean much to me if i made you do so. i love rediscover more than anyone i know. & i plan on keeping it that way. i probably love them more than you too. ♥ i don't have much to say anymore, probably because nothing matters. i have my handful of people that mean the world to me, and that's all i need right now. i feel bad that you wasted your time reading this.
i’ll take you to the movies
oh, you look so lovely
i’ll take you to my bedroom
where you can prove to me
that you really love me
they say lovers come in pairs
but i say; who cares?
comment box & when you're done, you get the fuck out of my car.