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Dixie Dellamorto

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head...

About Me


I have Obsessive compulsive tendencies.
I’d like to see your lips parting like the waves of silence and mystery. I’ve got a curious love for you. Ever since we’ve met I’m so impressed with you. Ever since we’ve met I’ve been so impressed.
Ask the doctor if Dixie is right for you!
Possible side effects may include hot flashes, night sweats, dry mouth, tremors, blurred vision, loss of fine motor control, diarrhea, brain hemorrhages, acute sore throat, muscle cramps, peptic ulcers, sexual dysfunction, migraine headaches, nausea, cardiac arrest, convulsions, depression, memory loss severe nasal drip, ruptured aneurysms, sleep apnea, hydrocephalus, tumors, abdominal pain, rabies, indigestion, hemorrhoids, narcolepsy, gallstones, increased anxiety, blood clotting, gingivitis, disorientation, chronic fatigue syndrome, high blood pressure, incontinence, gangrene, paranoid schizophrenia, diabetes, back and joint pain, bedsores, heart attack, hearing loss, convulsive vomiting, tetanus, high blood sugar, measles, liver failure, influenza, hyperventilation, attention deficit disorder and of course death, She's also known to cause cancer in laboratory rats, but we are beginning to think that laboratory rats are just very very susceptible to cancer.
WHO IS DIXIE JONES?... The question that's sweeping the nation. Inquiring Minds need to know.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro: An exceedingly longwinded exploration of the Zombie formally known as Dixie Jones:
Vast amounts of useless knowledge about things that no one particularly cares about spill from my lips like fire and honestly I'm an extremely boring individual.
I need you to be my eyes are ears, for I am the girl who breaks things.
I want to create and sing back up in a band that primarily covers songs by both Frank Zappa and Talking heads, I aspire to one day master the xylophone.
I often times find myself saying "That's it, I'm writing a blog about this." which in turn makes me feel like a total nerd.
I like Cult movies, I collect them. Just can't get enough of them actually, something about the outlandish, aged films just appeal to me.
I listen to Jesus Christ Superstar way too much. I'm a sucker for show tunes what can I say?
"America is just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable." -H.S.T.
I'm a people person. I hate to be alone. I live in An extremely small town, so its hard to find someone around here that I don't know. As you can imagine I love to go out and meet new people... Be forewarned I'm incredibly shy... believe it or don't.
Once you get to know me... I'll probably annoy you. Not that I want to... I just can't seem to help it.
annoying.
I'm Just a contradictory, hypercritical, nonsensical, baby eating, puppy kicking, all around evil person, who just happens to like hunchbacks, sorbet and most people named Kevin.
If you strike up a conversation, it's on you... what ever turns you on man... if you find me even remotely interesting, Drop me a line, before someone drops a house on me...
What a world, what a world...
I don't have a life... So I'm pretty much on here everyday.
Recently I had the chance to sit down with the renowned James Lipton on Inside the Actors Studio.
What is your favorite word? Supple.
What is your least favorite word? Dubious.
What turns you on? Individuality
What turns you off? Dishonesty.
What is your favorite curse word? Cooter and Spunk.
What sound do you love? The quiet surrealistic coos of someone lost in a daydream.
What sound do you hate? Children... Somehow they can reach a pitch that causes me to retch.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Home maker.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Moon-bounce.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I guess I would want him to say "Nice knockers."

My Interests


The Crypt | DeviantArt | Otakubooty | H.O.M.S. | Creature Corner | Exhumed Films | FEARnetRape, Ultra-Violence, Beethoven.

The space people think factories are musical instruments. They sing along with them. Each song lasts from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. No music on weekends.

I'd like to meet:



Shade the Changing Man

The Doctor

Friend Disclaimer: I accept all Friend Requests. If you dont talk to me, I wont talk to you (dont bitch about it) If I find your existence annoying, I'll erase you. If you bombard my comment space with glittering graphics that say things like “Have a great Weekend!” or “Hey Sweetie” -anything with a Playboy Bunny or a half naked fairy on it, I will make it my personal vendetta to see that you are exterminated.
Warning: If you are a band chances are dont want to be your friend If the words hard or core (hardcore, happy-hardcore, post-hardcore est.) are in your genre, I defiantly dont want to be your friend. But seeing as how Im too lazy, Ill probably accept your friends request and regret it later. You just wont be seeing me two stepping at any of your shows. (this is not to say that I hate hardcore music, I just hate you)

Dixie has an overabundance of zombie minions.

Fred

Jess

James

Shaun

Bill

Neil

Kevin

Laura

Jypcie

Bruno

Mama

H.O.M.S.

View All of Dixie's zombie minions

Music:



30 Seconds to Mars, Adam Ant, Adam & the Ants, A Flock of Seagulls, Air, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Alien Ant Farm, The Allman Brothers, America, A Perfect Circle, Aphex Twin, April March, Aqua, The Archies, B-52s, Bananarama, Bangles, Barry McGuire, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, The Bee Gees, Berlin, BigDumbFace, Billie, The Bird and the Bee, Bjork, Black Eyed Peas, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Blondie, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Man Group, Blue Oyster Cult, Blur, Bob Marley & the Wailers, Boy George, Bow Ever Down, Britney Spears, Buddy Holly, Buffalo Springfield, The Buggles, Butt Hole Surfers, Cake, The Cardigans, Charles Manson and the Family, Charlie Daniels Band, Charlie Feathers, Chemical Brothers, Clann an Drumma, The Clash, Cocteau Twins, Coldplay, Concrete Blonde, Coolio, Corey Hart, Corvus Corax, The Cramps, Cranberries, Cream, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Culture Club, The Cure, Daft Punk, Daler Mehndi, The Dandy Warhols, Danny Elfman, The Darkness, David Bowie, David Byrne, Dave Matthews Band, Dead Kennedeys, Dead Milkmen, Dead or Alive, Deadsy, Death Cab for Cutie, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Devo, Dirty Sanchez, Disney Musicals, Divine, Divynals, Dolly Parton, Donovan, The Doors, Dope, Dr. Dre, Dresden Dolls, Echo and the Bunnymen, Eiffel 65, Emenem, Emma Bunton, Ennio Morricone, Eurythmics, Eve 6, The Faint, Faith No More, Fall Out Boy, Fast Ball, Fatboy Slim, Fergie, Fiona Apple, The Fixx, The Flaming Lips, Flogging Molly, Frank Zappa, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Franz Ferdinand, Gangster Pump, Garbage, Gary Numan, Geri Halliwell, Girls Against Boys, Gnarls Barkley, Goblin, Godhead, Godsmack, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Grandmaster Flash, Gwen Stefani, Gym Class Heroes, Haddaway, Harry Nilsson, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hellogoodbye, Hot Chocolate, Huey Lewis and the News, The Human League, Ima Robot, Inopia, Isaac Hayes, Jack Johnson, Jamiroquai, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, Jethro Tull, Jillian Rose, John Carpenter, Johnny Cash, John Lennon, Judas Priest, Judy Garland, Junior Senior, Justin Timberlake, Kate Bush, Superstar DJ Keoki, The Killers, The Knife, The Kronos Quartet, Lady Sovereign, Ladytron, The Left Rights, Leonard Cohen, Less Claypool, Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz, The Loch Ness Horror, Lords Of Acid, Ludacris, Ludwig van Beethoven, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madonna, Mamas & the Papas, Mandy Moore, Marcey Playground, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Massive Attack, MC Hammer, MC Hawking, Meat Loaf, Melanie C, Michael Jackson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Misfits, Miss Kitten, Missing Persons, The Mission UK, Moby, Modest Mouse, Mohammed Rafi, Morningwood, The Monkees, Morrissey, Mothers Of Invention, Mozart, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nancy Sinatra, New Order, New Radicals, Nick Drake, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Nobuo Uematsu, NWA, Offspring, Oingo Boingo, OMC, Old School Niggers, One Inch Punch, Option 30, Orgy, Outkast, Oyster Head, Patti Smith, Paul Oakenfold, Peeping Tom, Phantom Planet, Pink Floyd, Pixies, The Police, Portishead, The Postal Service, Powerman 5000, Primus, The Prodigy, The Psychedelic Furs, Psychodevilia, Puscifer, Pussycat Dolls, Q Lazzarus, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, The Raconteurs, Rage against the Machine, Rammstein, Rick James, Ricky Martin, Rjd2, Rob Zombie, Robbie Williams, Rocky Horror Picture show, Roxy Music, Savage Garden, Say Anything, Scissor Sisters, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, The Servent, The Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Simon & Garfunkel, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Skinny Puppy, The Smiths, Soft Cell, Spice Girls, Stacey Q, Static-X, Stendhal, Stephen Trask, Sting, Styx, Sugarcubes, Supertramp, Sweetwater, System Of A Down, t.A.T.u, Talking Heads, Tapeworm, Tears for Fears, Tenacious D, Thomas Dolby, Tom Petty, Tommy Tutone, ThouShaltNot, Tool, Tori Amos, Trent Reznor, The Vandals, Video Game Music, the Vines, Violent Femmes, Voltaire, Wall of Voodoo, Wayne Static, Weezer, Weird Al Yankovic, Wesley Willis, Wham, White Stripes, White Zombie, White Town, Wild Cherry, Yes

Movies:


12 monkeys, 13 Ghosts, 28 days later, 300, The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The Adventures of Pricilla Queen of the Desert, Akera, Alice in Wonderland, Alien, Alien Dead, Alligator, Altered States, Almost Famous, The Ambulance, An American Werewolf in London, American History X, The Amityville Horror, And All it Could Have Been, And Now For Something Completely Different, Annie Hall, Ants, Army Of Darkness, Attack of the 50 foot Woman, Attack of the killer Tomatoes, Audition, Barbarella, Batman (1966), Battle for the planet of the Apes, The Baxter, Beastmaster, Being John Malkovich, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Bettie Page: Dark Angel, The Beyond, Beyond the Re-animator, Beyond the valley of the Dolls, The Birds, Black Sabbath, Blade Runner, The Blair Witch Project, Blazing Saddles, Bless the Child, The Blob(1958), Blood Trails, Boondock Saints, Boys from Brazil, The Brady Bunch Movie, The Brain that wouldn’t Die, Brazil, The Breakfast Club, The Bride Of Chucky, The Brood, The Butterfly Effect, buffalo 66, The 'burbs, Cabin Boy, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1919), Caddyshack, Candyman, Cannibal holocaust, Can’t Stop the Music, Carnival of Souls, Carrie, Cecil B. Demented, Cemetery Man, CKY, Child’s Play, Children of the Corn, The City of Lost Children, C.H.U.D., Clerks, Clerks (Animated), Clerks II, A Clockwork Orange, A Clockwork Orgy, Clue, Cocaine Fiends, Color Me Kubrick, Conan The Barbarian, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Cool World, The Crazies, Creep Show, Cry-Baby, Cujo, Dark City, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Dawn of the Dead (2004 remake), Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, Death Race 2000, Dementia 13, Demons, Desperate Living, Devils Rejects, Donnie Brasco, Donnie Darko, Don’t Look in the Basement, Dracula, Duel, Dune, Ed Wood, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Eraserhead, Escape for the Planet of the Apes, Escape from New York, Event Horizon, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn, Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Exorcist, The Eye, Faces of Death, Fargo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fear no Evil, Female Trouble, Farris Bueller’s Day off, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, A Fish Called Wanda, The Fisher King, Forbidden Planet, Frankenstein, Frankenweenie, Frank Zappa Dub Room Special, Freaks, Friday the 13th, Frogs, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Game Of Death, Garden State, Ghost world, Giant Gila Monster, The Giant Gila Monster, Godsend, Godzilla (1985), Gothic, Grease, Grind House Presents Death Proof, Grind House Presents Planet Terror, Hairspray, Halloween, Harold and Maude, The Haunting (1963), Haunting Julia, Heavy Metal, Henry: portrait of a serial killer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hellboy, Hellraiser, Hellbound: Hellraiser II, Hellraiser: Bloodline, Hellraiser: Inferno, Hellraiser: Hellseeker, High Tension, The Hills Have Eyes, History of the world: Part 1, The Hitcher, Hostel, Hot Fuzz, House, House by the Cemetery, House of the Damned, House of a Thousand Corpses, House on Haunted Hill (1958), House of Wax, I heart Huckabees, I Married a Strange Person, Infection, Interstella Super Star Story, Island of Lost Souls, It, I was a teenage Werewolf, Jailhouse Rock, Jason and the Argonauts, Kalifornia, Kentucky Friend Movie, Kill Bill Volume 1, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Killer Shrews, King Kong, Kiss the Girls, Kite, Kung Fu Hustle, Labyrinth, Land of the Dead, The Last house on the Left, The Last Man On Earth, The Last Unicorn, Legend, Little Monsters, Little Shop Of Horrors, Lost highway, Mad Max, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Marry Reilly, Misery, Monster-A-Go-Go, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, Murder Set Pieces, Mystery of the Necronomicon, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare on Elm street, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Night of the Living Dead (1990 remake), NIN: Closure, Nosferatu the Vampyre, Office Space, The Omen, One Missed Call, One Missed Call 2, The Others, Party Monster, Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure!, Pet Cemetery, Phantasm, Phantom of the Paradise, Pieces, Pink Flamingos, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Pink Floyd: The Wall Live in Berlin, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Planet of the Apes, Planet of the Vampires, Poltergeist, Polyester, Pretty in Pink, The Princess Bride, The Professional, Prophecy the Monster Movie, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Raising Arizona, Rat, Re-Animator, The Reaping, Reefer Madness, Requiem For A Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Return of the Jedi, Return of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead 2, Return of the Living Dead 3, Return To Oz, The Ring, The Road Warrior, Robot monster, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Satan’s school for Girls, Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Saw 4, See No Evil, The Sentinel, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Seven, Seven Doors of Death, Shadow of the Vampire, Shaun Of The Dead, The Shining (1980), Shock Treatment, Signs, Silence of the lambs, Silent hill, Sin City, Slaughter High, Sleep Away Camp, Sleepwalkers, Slither, Snatch, Sometimes They Come Back, Soylent Green, Sleep Away Camp, Slither, Space Balls, Spider Baby, Squirm, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan, Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock, Star Wars, The Stepfather, Stigmata, Suicide Club, Suspiria, Svankmajer's Alice, A Tale of Two Sisters, Taxi Driver, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Thank you for Smoking, They Live, This Island Earth, Time Bandits, The Touch of Death, The Toxic Avenger, Trainspotting, Trekkies, Tremors, TRON, Twilight Zone: The Movie, The Ugly, UHF, Videodrome, The Village, The War of the Worlds (1953), Waxwork, Weird Science, Wet Hot American Summer, Where the Buffalo Roam, Wicker Man (1973), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, The X-Files, Yellow Submarine, Young Frankenstein, Zombie

Television:



Ancient Mysteries narrated by Leonard Nimoy, Brini Maxwell, Doctor Who, Dominick Dunne's Power Privilege and Justice, FEARnet, Flight of the Conchords, Forensic files, Freddy's Nightmares, Home Movies, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Law and Order SVU, Lupin III, Munsters, New Deceives, The Night Gallery, Reno 911, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, Spin City, Star Trek, Stella, Tales from the Crypt, Tales From the Darkside, Torchwood, The Twilight Zone, Venture Brothers, Viva variety...

Books:


American Psycho, Alice In Wonderland, A Clockwork Orange, Barlow’s Guide to Extraterrestrials, The Best Worst and most unusual Horror Movies, Bizarre, The Call of Cthulhu, Catwoman, Club Land, Cult Picks and Trash Flicks, Dagon, Dark Knights and Holy Fools, David Boring, David Bowie Moonage Daydream, Disco Bloodbath, The Dunwwich Horror, The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction Movies, Fangoria, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 72’, Fetish, Fight Club, The Great American Pinup, Ghost World, H.P. Lovecraft, Hellblaser, The Hellbound heart, Juxtapoz, Monster Madness, The Music of Erich Zann, The Mysteries of Mind Space & Time Series, The Mysteries of the Unknown Series, Nightcrawler, The Outsider, Paint it Black, Picman’s Model, The Picture in the House, The Plucker, Popaganda, Popsurrealism, Pulp Art, The Rats in the Walls, Sex Drugs and cocoa puffs, Shade The Changing man, The Ultimate Zombie, The Wanting Seed, What is Goth, Which Way Books, Worlds of the Federation, Vertigo Visions, The Vault, The Zombie Survival Handbook...

My Blog

No Girls Allowed Damn You Geek Boys

What kind of shit is that? I haven't been ostracized for being a girl since elementary school.Jerks.I like comic books and action figures and movies as much as the next guy... You Nerds suck.I'll Show...
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:33:00 PST

I want to be a go-go dancer

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Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 05:21:00 PST

Dear makers of Black Halloween face Paint

When you say ’Removable with soap and water’ Just what kind of soap did you mean?Hmm. I’m going to be blotchy for weeks. If anyone knows of a soap that will systematically remove 6 l...
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:51:00 PST

Even more Embarrassed then Zoë? No, not really. Should I be? Yes. Yes I should.

What have I been doing for the last 3 hours?Researching Star Trek.I love Star Trek. Oh My God.Fuck you. I’m not ashamed!I’m not afraid to tell you that I would give my left leg for one of ...
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)

We were in the Badlands one dayChasing B’Elanna and ChakotayWe were whisked into the Delta QuadrantFuck, thats far awayI wanna go homePlease let me go homeI say screw the OcampaI wanna go homeTh...
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST

When My Obsession With Dead Animals Becomes Video Worthy&

I give you: The Frisky Cat ProjectFrisky the Cat .....
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:14:00 PST

A better day?

I cleaned up my room really nice today.A Visit Maybe? Who knows.NICE! That’s what it would be if he were to show up.I wanna call him a million times a moment... and sometimes I do.But he calls w...
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:30:00 PST

This is worse then the time I used my cousins toothbrush.

Never have I ever expressed my feelings with a positive outcome.I am a fool.But you started it a long long time ago in a myspace message far far away.I cried for hours today, cried until my face was d...
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:39:00 PST

Happy Easter!

He Has Risen!I Was A Teenage Jesus ZombieQuick Robert-Powell-Zombie-Jesus Photo edit By Me...
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:17:00 PST

We Care A Lot

(We care a lot)(We care a lot)(We care a lot) about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees about the NASA shuttle falling in the sea (We care a lot) about starvation and the food that Live Aid bough...
Posted by Dixie Dellamorto on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:33:00 PST