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Digital Criminal

being impossible in my belief in possibility

About Me



My name is Joey, I'm a fairly reserved boy until you give me some booze. I live with my awesome roommates Jason and Tamika here in the Mission. I keep a lot of animals. My 3 favorite things are Kylie Minogue, Doritos and Coke Zero (Try it! Don't judge me!).

My Interests

Animals, Painting, Artsy Stuff, Music, Movies, Video Games, Thrift Stores, Action Figures, Piercings, Tattoos, The Internet, Board Games, Cards, Doritos, Arcade Games where you win Something, Taking pictures, TV, Comics, Concerts.

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet some cool drinking buddies, some people to relax and hang out with, maybe play some board games, watch some cartoons, play Wii, to wander the city with me, go thrift store shopping, find new music with, you know all those fun things.

Music:



Movies:


This is what My Movie Collection looks like right now:
200 Cigarettes
28 Days Later
A Christmas Story
A league of their Own
Adventures in Babysitting
Alien
Anchorman
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Barbarella Queen of the Galaxy
Batman Returns
Big
Big Trouble in Little China
Birthday Girl
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Clash of the Titans
Clockwatchers
Cocoon
Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Destroyer
Cool World
Critters
Dancer in the Dark
Danny Deckchair
Dark City
Dead Alive
Death Becomes Her
Don’t tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
Donnie Darko
E.T.
Elf
Elvira’s Haunted Hills
Empire Records
Ernest Scared Stupid
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Explorers
Fantastic Planet
Flight of the Navigator
Frank McKlusky, C.I.
From Hell
G.I. Joe: The Movie
Ghost World
Ghostbusters
Girl, Interrupted
Hackers
Heavy Metal 2000
Hocus Pocus
Howard the Duck
Jason and the Argonauts
Jawbreaker
Kill Bill
Little Monsters
Little Shop of Horrors
Lost in Translation
Mac & Me
Mad Max
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Mannequin
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Night of the Comet
Notorious CHO
Overboard
Phantasm
Phantom 2040
Poltergeist
Poltergeist II
Poltergeist III
Pulp Fiction
Puppet Master
Puppet Master II
Puppet Master, The Curse of
Re-Animator
Requiem for a Dream
Retro Puppet Master
Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion
Run Lola Run
Scrooged
She-Devil
Short Circuit
Sin City
Sleepy Hollow
Speed Racer (Animated)
Steel Magnolias
Straight Talk
Street Fighter
Super Troopers
Tank Girl
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Animatrix
The Banger Sisters
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
The Brave Little Toaster
The Dark Crystal
The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
The Last Unicorn
The NeverEnding Story
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Pagemaster
The Phantom
The Phantom Tollbooth
The Princess Bride
The Return to Oz
The Silent Scream (Hosted by Elvira)
The Truth about Cats and Dogs
The Virgin Suicides
The Witches
The Witches of Eastwick
The Wizard
Theodore REX
Tron
Willow
Wizards

Television:

I typically only watch TV after 11pm and that is Adult Swim time, so I love Family Guy, Aqua Teens, Boondocks, Home Movies, American Dad, Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken. Sometimes I watch America's Best Dance Crew, Reno 911, Mad TV, The Daily Show, Animal Planet, That 70's Show, King of the Hill.

Books:

Wicked, Dude, where's My Country?, Prozac Nation, Mysterious Skin, A Lesson Before Dying, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, art, design and pop culture books.

Heroes:

Dolly Parton & Oprah.

My Blog

Blindness = A fucked up ass movie!!!

So Bryan and I saw the new movie Blindness last night with Julianne Moore and I have to say there were some scenes in that movie that were probably some of the hardest I have ever had to watch! I defi...
Posted by Digital Criminal on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:08:00 PST

Nikka Costa!!!

Nikka Costa performed at the Independent on Saturday night and I have to say I think it was the best live performance I've ever seen somebody give! She was so energetic and soulful. She connected with...
Posted by Digital Criminal on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:46:00 PST

Men dont do Housework...

So, I've been watching an awful lot of TV today, mostly Animal Planet and there have been countless housecleaning commercials. A Swiffer here, a new "Wonder Vacuum" there and I think it's funny that i...
Posted by Digital Criminal on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:26:00 PST

Straight guys are poor sports!

so Kalesa, Daniel and myself went out for some drinks last night because it is there last night here in the city =/ we headed on over to Cassanova where we met up with a couple more of Kalesas friends...
Posted by Digital Criminal on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:08:00 PST

Tattoo!

so i got my first tattoo yesterday! yay! i got it done at Black Heart on Valencia. The guy Nick who did it was awesome, he was super nice and faaaaaaaaast! the actual tattooing took about 25 minutes! ...
Posted by Digital Criminal on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:03:00 PST

Iron Man!

SO! i just saw Iron Man and let me tell you, its fucking awesome! Not quite as good as Batman Begins, but a million times better than any other comic book movie that has came out in yeeeeeeeears! Spid...
Posted by Digital Criminal on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:32:00 PST

Goldfrapp!

goldfraaaaaaaapp! so of course they were awesome, that goes without saying, but i was a touch disappointed in the set list, mostly all songs off the new cd, which are all rellay downtempo and kinda sl...
Posted by Digital Criminal on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:24:00 PST

Yelle!

so, saw Yelle tonight with William. she was amaaaaaaazing! shes so fucking cute! and so energetic, good times! she came out in a long red dress covered in red and black sequins that spelled out '...
Posted by Digital Criminal on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:20:00 PST

Day One with Puppy

So yesterday afternoon at work we found the cutest puppy in the world abandoned in a shopping cart with a grocery store bag and about a handful of (puppy?) food.  I instantly screamed, "Can I kee...
Posted by Digital Criminal on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:29:00 PST