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About Me

You are a Slutcom 2, also known as the a lil' sleazy level of slutcom. You hook up with people on a semi-regular basis. You may hook up with random people sometimes, especially in a drunken stupor. How far you go will vary widely, but the options are more open and based on the heat of the moment. You hook up more than average, but that's OK.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Just looking to meet some new friends, maybe more. The most important quality i look for in a guy is a great sense of humor. If a guy can't make me laugh out loud hysterically, then he's not for me. If you want to try and make me laugh, then let me know. My AIM sn is OMGItsJakeRyan. Hope to hear from some cool guys. Late

Music:

Jason Mraz, Maroon 5, Missy Elliot, Gwen Stefani, Beyonce, Yellowcard, Dashboard Confessional, Christina Aguilera, Madonna, Duran Duran, New Found Glory, No Doubt, Outkast, Green Day, Pink, Real Big Fish, Weezer, Britney Spears, Michelle Branch, Lindsay Lohan, James Blunt, Black Eyed Peas, Jack Johnson

Movies:

Saved, Scream, Road Trip, Sixteen Candles, Not Another Teen Movie, Cruel Intentions, Heart Breakers, Something About Mary, What Lies Beneath, Girls Will Be Girls, Means Girls, Connie And Carla, Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, 21 Grams, 28 Days Later, Monster, Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Mars Attacks, Phantom Of The Opera, The Way Of The Gun, 40 YO Virgin, Brokeback Mountain

Television:

Laguna Beach, Real World, Road Rules, Judge Judy, Peoples Court, Growing Up Gotti, Airline, Family Plots, Law and Order, I Love Lucy, Friends, Will and Grace, Desperate Housewives, The OC, The Apprentice, Campus Ladies, Project Runway, South Park, Chappelle Show

Heroes:

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My Blog

I havn't eaten all day

Have you ever been so hurt that you don't even feel like eating?
Posted by Jake Ryan on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:43:00 PST

20 different FUCKS

Read these 20 diferent kinds of "FUCK'S" and then reply with the number of them that you have personally have done. Revenge FUCK: a fuck whose sole purpose is to piss someone off. Like fucki...
Posted by Jake Ryan on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 06:33:00 PST

People are such pieces of shit!

I am so tired of people who act like complete assholes. Today I've had to deal with about 4 of these people, people who are supposed to be my friends. But instead of acting like friends, they only thi...
Posted by Jake Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I couldn't beleive it!

So the other night around 2:30 am i went to Carl's Jr, those of you who know me know that im a fatass, to get a late night snack. So i was sitting in the drive through waiting to order and i clanced b...
Posted by Jake Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST