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Amanda Huggenkiss

I am here for Networking

About Me

I don't like it when people can hear me pee...Awkward, embarrassing things often happen to me and, like small children or animals, I have no overt sense of shame so I feel it necessary to share these events with any and everyone....Sometimes, when I'm feeling blue, I like to get really messy food, like barbeque ribs or something, take off all my clothes, and eat the food with no napkins. Just to see how disgusting I can get. Then I take a shower and call someone to chat but I don't tell them what I just did.... ******************************************************* Current obsessions: Wii boxing, Pompy the Kobé teppanyaki chef, striped shirts

My Interests

myself and others that are like myself in either a compare or contrast dichotomy; writing, reading, not so much arithmetic; 1970s pornography; well made drinks; lounging as an art; bohemian eclecticism; literary theory; food, especially eating it; lascivious ogling; various activities involving water including but not limited to swimming, bathing, and showering; chinoiserie; useless knowledge; slapping, flipping, and rubbing it down; funny things; memoirs of non-famous people; post-modernism as a general idea; good conversation; photobooth, obviously

I'd like to meet:

People who: bring something to the table, are on pretty much the same playing field as myself, pick up what I throw down, enjoy metaphors...heavy drinkers, casual smokers, hustlers, bustlers, dandies, muckers, hucksters, fancy pantsers, dudes with beards, chicks in boots, time-respecters, time-well-wasters, conversationalists, gray-area-dwellers, those attuned to making sure each minute is spent doing something enjoyable...

Music:

A disproportionate amount of bands featuring transvestites and lyrics explicitly describing sexual acts..."Don't invite Morrissey to your birthday party"
nataliedee.com

Movies:

Akira Kurosawa, John Waters, Terry Gilliam, Guillermo Del Toro, Federico Fellini, Francois Truffaut, Alfonso Cuaron, Ang Lee, Martin Scorcese, Woody Allen, Ingmar Bergman

Television:


moar funny pictures

Books:

Every time a grown adult tells me that the Harry Potter series are their favorite books I want to karate chop them in the neck.

Heroes:

Deborah Jeane Palfrey

My Blog

I am not an animal

I look like the elephant man right now.  In case any of you were wondering whether or not I fell into a ravine and died, the answer is no.  I have, however, been insanely ill with a terrible...
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:28:00 PST

word

Yeah, so, it's been a hot minute since I last wrote a blog.  Here's a recap of my life: Birthday: pretty fun and great.  Except some trifling person trying to piss me off and succeeding.&nbs...
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:13:00 PST

My name is Amanda G. and I am a chubby chaser

First off, let me just say that I have just completed shift number 5 in a marathon eight goddamn days of ceaseless, soulsucking bullshit.  It's like Hannukah with less Jews and more narcotic...
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:15:00 PST

Youd be doing yourself a favor if you didnt read this

So I haven't written anything in a while, which has been brought to my attention by a few people.  And so I've been making a concerted effort to post something, anything, which has further brough...
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:14:00 PST

Just love me you bleeding heart news nerd!

Keith Olbermann is, potentially, the love of my life.  Watching him get worked up over stuff is like porn for me. Watching him lay a smackdown on Bill O'Reilly?  Excuse me, I must ...
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST

It's a conspiracy!

Do you remember in middle school sex-ed class how they divided the class up by gender and sent the girls to one room and the boys to another?  For any dudes reading this, I will let you in on the...
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:43:00 PST

Kill the Homeless (or: Why I Should Quit Smoking)

So I was driving to work last night around 10:45 and I'm coming up to the intersection of Gore St. and Orange Ave., which is pretty much the only busy intersection within my miniscule commute to work....
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:50:00 PST

Weird/improbable thing happening alert

So you know how like 3 months ago my phone was stolen/got lost?  Well guess what?  It's been found!  I was fairly certain it was stolen because I had been in a pretty shady part of tow...
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

Sorta like that movie Altered States, minus the acid

So I spent all of yesterday and the vast majority of today living in quiet solitude aka recuperating from a tremendous hangover after drinking myself beyond cross-eyed and back Thursday. &nb...
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:31:00 PST

Three years later, Bill O'Reilly still (unsurprisingly) a douchebag

Just a funny little blog/article I read today.  Also, check out the hyperlink in the article that says "Paris Business Review".  It has a hilarious interview excerpt with O'Reilly from ...
Posted by Amanda Huggenkiss on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:59:00 PST