I am a liberal caucasoid male Homo sapiens living as a Medievalist and Grad Student in Fayetteville, Arkansas. I was born and to some extent raised in Little Rock, Arkansas, though I moved to Fayetteville a billion years ago and have now made it something like a home. I am currently a doctoral candidate in the Department of English at the University of Arkansas, where I am studying medieval literature, and will probably graduate sometime between AD 2010-2011, at which point I will certainly be poor. One day, if they would let me, I would like to be the Master of Jesus (thank you, Lynda Coon), though that's highly unlikely, not being a) English, b) a member of the Cambridge University system, or c) anywhere near on the right track for that.
My official biographer wrote the following:
Jacob Lewis is known round the world to connoisseurs of art, religion, philosophy, literature and madness as a prodigy and a true sophomoros. He was born at midnight on a riverboat between six states. He was named for a little-known 3rd-century eight-foot-tall, dog-headed Christian martyr. He claims to be part bear on his father's side, and part wild alligator on his mother's. Says he: "I can wade the Mississippi, leap the Ohio, ride upon a streak of lightning, and whup my weight in wildcats."
