Ages 0-6: Ran around in Shanghai shouting commie
slogans; carried a little red book. Ages 7-12: Moved to
the US, learned to curse in English, stared at all the
cute white girls in 2nd and 3rd grade, played with GI
Joe figures (knowing is half the battle!). Ages 13-18:
Realized why I liked girls, overachieved through high
school, was a klepto & stole for profit (50% discounts on
CDs, clothes, computer products!). Ages 18-21: Slacked,
slept and partied my way through college. Woke up one
day...and it was my graduation. Ages 22 - 26: Joined the
corporate rat race and fumbled my way through multiple
careers (consultant, investment banker, venture
capitalist); became a hedonist. Ages 27 - 30: ADD-
afflicted professional partier (Swerve), bar owner (B1 Drink Club - R.I.P.). Age 30 - ??: Business owner and general risk-taker. Wanna know more? Get to know me.
