My name is Jenn and the details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was an architect who had a passion for t-squares and making buildings in the shape of trapezoids. He hailed from China where he met my mother who was a massage therapist with a strange obsession for cats. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the t-square. My childhood was typical. Summers in Springfield, NJ, until I met a strange yet pale Russian girl who would look through the window while I was bathing. Her name was Alla and she was always drunk off Stole Vodka since the age twelve. After scoring an 800 on my SAT's I was accepted into Rutgers University, where I began to study the art of talking, or, what colleges like to refer as communication. While attending the university I had a strong desire for Caucasian males. Their pigment was intoxicating to me. I met many, but only one tickled my fancy. I'm considered to be a nice person who gets lost in the words of music. Furthermore some even consider me a cockeyed optimist who usually gets caught up in the games of world diplomacy and international intrigue. After graduation I took a job at a prestigious brokerage house. I can be summed up in three words....shi shi ni. --Brought to you by my dear friend Gregg Leone, author of Domes for Dummies, I'd highly recommend you pick up a copy asap.
