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The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

That's right, Near Awe-Inspiring. It takes time to inspire awe and glittering pictures and music videos won't do it. It inspires nothing. Where did I get this ability? It wasn't pygmies in New Guinea performing a Ritual of the Blessing. Where did I get this title? It wasn't Egyptians discovering a new hieroglyph in my likeness. There are many things you'll ask me that I won't answer. There are many stories I tell that sound too amazing to be true. I'm telling you this. So it must be true.

My Interests

Those things which define us. Human Nature. Sociology. Psychology. Politics. Music. Serenity. Capitalism. Inhumanity. Love. Humor. Sex. Sorrow. Murder. Kink. Riots. Charity. Balancing acts. Inquire within.

I'd like to meet:

Keith Richards, Ringo Starr, Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Hopper, God, and Jet Li.

Proof that I belong. Ha! Take that Universe!
Although I lost my keys here once.


You'd fit in best in: The South (Offer void Oklahoma and Texas)
(55% Independent, 52% Traditional, 39% Liberal, 36% Aggressive)


Now you just sit down now and have some cornbread! The South is for the polite, sweet, and frank folk. If you are an outspoken assertive Yankee, this is the last place you should go. (It's true, unless you agree to acculturation). And if Southerners find out you're staying, they'll let you know you're not welcome, in the sweetest, most completely nonconfrontational way possible. (More passive aggressive than anything.) "Won't you take me back to Alabamy, back to the arms of my dear ol' mammy? Her cookin's lousy and her hands are clammy but what the hell? It's home.

Do you know Where in America You Belong?

Napoleon says: "It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skillz in magic."


You Are An ENFJ
The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed. Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections. Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down. You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

In love, you are very protective and supporting.However, you do need to "feel special" - and it's quite easy for you to get jealous.

At work, you are a natural leader. You can help people discover their greatest potential.You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

How you see yourself: Trusting, idealistic, and expressive

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Bossy, inappropriate, and loud What's Your Personality Type?

Music:

Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Red Rider, L.V. Beethoven, Buddy Guy, Floyd Anderson, Joan Jett, Fleetwood Mac, Van Halen(not Van Hagar), Elvis Costello, Oasis, the Coasters, the Funk Brothers, Stephen Lynch, Chet Atkins, Omar and the Howlers, Bill Haley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Dire Straits, Billy Joel, Sean Morey, those two songs by Gordon Lightfoot, the Association, Ozzy, Johnny Cash, Monty Python(yes, Eric Idle has written a catchy tune here and there), Microwave Dave and the Nukes, B.B.!, Bill Kirchen, Mozart, CCR, Doors, solo John Lennon, Genesis, oldies(too many one-hit-wonders) . . .

Movies:

n. The Preeminent Storytelling medium of our time, heir to the novel, the epic poem, the folk tale and the drawing of a bison-hunting expedition on a cave wall.Action, adventure, comedy, fantasy, science-fiction

Television:

n. a medium, in that it is never rare and never well-done.Heroes, House, Law & Order, Bones, Histories Mysteries, Daily Show/Colbert Report.

Books:

Fair Tax: Answering the Critics, Hope & Honor, Good Omens, etc... make
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Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice, the Green Lantern gets ripped on grasshoppers.

Heroes:

Batman, Superman, Flash, really anyone with a cool costume and a catchy insignia is good in my book.

My Blog

The Inaudible Grunt of Frustrated Anger

Summer's here and the time is right for fighting in the street, boy!That's right, kids, my blood has started to boil and as the sweat floods from my brow I thought it was high time I got in the list o...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:56:00 PST

Brooks Easter Message

So it’s here again: The Easter Season. By now you should be deciding the best time to devour that chocolate rabbit or rationalize the eating of 5000 calories of jellybeans (either traditional ...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:22:00 PST

Yo Rights (III) Ending the Originals

Amendment VIII "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted." Brooksman Commentary: Waterboarding and capital punishment.  Is...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:24:00 PST

Yo Rights (Part Duex)

Amendment V "No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, ...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:07:00 PST

Yo rights

Some people have recently sent me emails with the current common paraphrased motif:  "Brooksman, what are my Constitutional rights?"  I tallied these and 6 people misspelled "constitutional"...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:23:00 PST

Predictions for 2008

Okay, so I know the first month of the year is almost over. We're counting down the last year of Bush Administration (Inauguration Day next year is January 20, 2009). We're watching the stock market g...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:26:00 PST

Harry Potter VI: Beyond Thunderdome

Warning: SpoilersTop Five Reasons Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix sucked:1. It only makes sense if you've read the books.  Dumbledore won't talk to Harry.  Everyone knows who the...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:31:00 PST

Murphy's Law, and accepted variants.

No good deed goes unpunished. Leakproof sealswill.  Self-starterswill not. Interchangeable partswon't. There is always one more bug. Nature is a mother. Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy. 90...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST

Over Fifty Years of Rock

I realized today, amid itemized statements and voice mail, that what this society, as culturally deprived as we are, needs is another one hit wonder cover. A cover performed by a band that won't make ...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:52:00 PST

I'm tired. Seriously.

I'm always tired. For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, those around me and life in general.  But now I found out the real reason: I'm tire...
Posted by The Awe-Inspiring Brooksman! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:14:00 PST