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MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die..

About Me


New logo... thank you Madame Jynx!



Me as a ghost in the "Weird Indiana" travel guide

From Gothic Hangman Studios in NYC
Photo By Steve Prue 2006 for Versatile Fashions
Photo By Steve Prue 2006 for Versatile Fashions
First of all, just to make this PERFECTLY clear.... "Miss" does NOT stand for Mistress..
I will not get back to you asap. I am either really busy or very lazy so be forewarned. I am bad at returning comments and half the mail I recieve.
Just because I am a fetish model doesn't mean I want to hear your nasty ass pervy comments. I do not just model fetish clothing, so do not assume I want to be involved with your personal life interests. Keep it in your pants and leave me the fuck alone.
I am in a constant struggle between being an introvert and an extrovert. Most of the time I hate you all and want nothing to do with you. When I do go out, it serves only to remind me how much I loathe public gatherings.
I don't adventure around myspace looking for people to be my "friends". So therefore, since I am not your A-typical myspace whore, I will screen you before I accept you, and won't think twice before deleting if you become a weirdo or annoying.
If you fuck up my name and call me "Katatonic" I will NOT add you. Read a book once in a while, and maybe you'll figure out from whence I cleverly manipulted this name
For those of you who are confused by people with "stage" names and aren't sure if I am indeed the same person you have met in some random location, my name is Jamie. I think it's utterly absurd to introduce myself otherwise when not performing or modeling.
I think that there are a distinct lack of individuals in the world with depth and conception ranging farther than the tip of their own nose.
I enjoy theorizing on the origin of the universe and everything that exists within it. I love Norse mythology/viking culture, and part of me really longs for that more noble and simplistic time. I like to sing, wish I could do more than just basic math, loooove carnivals, narwhals (those are white whales with long horns..yes they are real), cephalopods, and tend to live inside my imagination more than a psychologically sound individual should.. it's way nicer in there.
I get giddy at amusement parks, aquariums, museums or anything that sparks my undying child-like curiousity. There are two distinct sides of me that anyone who knows me will see. Take me to some place of this nature, you will meet this person of weird youthful innocence.
I LOVE tentacled creatures.
Carnivorous animals like to try and eat me. Sharks, panthers, alligators, you name it, they've tried it. Maybe I'm just tasty.
Yes, I am a fetish model, but it is not my career, nor does it define me.
Unlike most of you, I have done REAL fetish work.. which doesn't consist of me in a corset posing for my friend's digital camera. This also does NOT mean porn.
Feel free to look at my account on Model Mayhem, number 42209
WEIRDOS STAY THE FUCK AWAY, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.Pimp-My-Profile

My Interests

Venus Prototype, Perish and Miss Katonic.. photo by Pixie Vision Productions

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Salome, an abstract fetish film starring Miss Katonic and Bones, Directed by storm

In Fierce Couture Latex, Backstage at B&D Ball

For Darkimages.com and Last Rites Tattoo Theatre
(Above)Shoot for the band Inquinok
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In Baroness Latex for her catalogue
Cthulhu, space-time, astrophysics, cosmology, old horror movies, opera, bone collecting, painting, writing, drag shows, BATMAN!, transexuals, zombies, ladies, traveling, pretty boys in makeup, D&D (that's right, Role-Playing kicks ass!), philosophy, vikings, Magick(I spell it with a "k" so all you asswipes out there know I don't mean David Copperfield crap), Astronomy, Norse Mythology, Egyptian culture, exotic jewlery, video games, poisonous plants, anime, comic books, David Bowie, big ass boots with buckles , 18th Century fashion, film making, acting, men with long hair, the Museum of Natural History, planetariums, swamps, EATING MEAT, old abondoned houses, exploring, Jesse's donkeys, the psychology of anthropophagy, caffeine, rust, the ocean

I'd like to meet:

Kimbo Slice.

Music:

Black metal, doom metal, death metal..and metal, bitch.

Movies:

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Pi, Flash Gordon, Haxan, Dagon, The Devil's Backbone, Barbarella, Curse of the Demon, Carnival of Souls, Horror Hotel, Jason and the Argonauts, Suspiria, The Neverending Story, Orgy of the Dead, The Seven Golden Vampires, The 5 Deadly Venoms, Storm Riders, Ichi the Killer, The Odyssey, Planet of the Apes (Heston), Slingblade, Skulls Accross New York, The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, The Birds, Mars Attacks, Invasion of the Bee Girls, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Day of the Triffids, Dolores Claiborne, Horror Express, The Green Mile, Big Trouble in Little China, Reurn to Oz, The Ten Commandments, Requiem for a Dream, Soylent Green, Psycho, Elvira movies, Danger Diabolique, Eddie and The Cruisers, Space Women From Beyond Infinity, Vampire Hunter D, Rear Window, The Clash of the Titans, The Haunting (1960's), The Dark Crystal, Wizards, Barry Gordon's The Last Dragon, Legend, Labyrinth, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Dragonslayer, Monster Squad, Fulci's Zombie!, Godzilla (pick any), Dr. Phibes, Fall of the House of Usher, White Zombie, House of Wax, The Scarlet Pimpernel (Jane Seymour version) biatch!! anything in Technicolor!!

Television:


In Fierce Couture at the B&D Fetish Ball runway show, bitch..
Metalocalypse!!!
Old school Ren and Stimpy,Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Family Guy, Discovery Channel, The Kids in the Hall, Chapelle's Show, Aeon Flux, Nova, National Geographic, educational programming in general, The Maxx, scrubs, Fraggle Rock, INVADER ZIM!

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft, The Screwtape Letters, Frankenstein, anything on space-time or astrophysics, books on magick and the occult (NOT Wicca, you retarded fucks, that's NOT magick.. or anything to shimmy a table with in my opinion), Cannibal killers, The Schrodinger's Cat Series, Liber Null, Max Ernst and Alchemy, The Golden Ratio, A Child Called "It", Poe, The Last Unicorn, Eaters of the Dead, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius, greek tragedies, philosphy, Rifts (any), Old TSR books, Wizards of the Coast guides or etc.... hey RPG books are STILL books!

Heroes:

Ninjas. And Michio Kaku.

My Blog

Shooting a Fantasy Calendar!

Teaming up with the amazing artist, Ryan Doan, renouned for his international publications, I am going to be shooting a fantasy themed calendar. I am also having guest appearances by other famous mod...
Posted by MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14 on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

Miss Katonic: New Coffin Case Model

So keep your eyes peeled :)   ~MK
Posted by MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14 on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST

Come see Miss Katonic, Aprella, Darenzia, Perish and others in RED HOT ICE


Posted by MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14 on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:38:00 PST

Racheal.. I want to show my appreciation

I feel I needed to take a moment to appreciate a wonderful girl who is genuinely sweet, kindhearted and full of remarkable potential. Anytime someone takes as much time as this sweet young woman does ...
Posted by MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14 on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST

Tattooes of ME on people?!

TWO people now have asked for my permission to have my photos tattooed on them. How crazy is that?! Talk about flattering.... one man and one woman
Posted by MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14 on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

Photos from the fabulous Cirque Du Maquillage!

More to come soon! Darenzia and Miss KatonicPhotos by Rob Klein...
Posted by MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14 on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:38:00 PST

Please don't get offended if...

I meet you in public and have NO idea who you are. I understand you may be on my friends list, but guess what? A LOT of you are on there and I can't keep up with you all.So no more attitude bitches, o...
Posted by MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14 on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:19:00 PST

Why haven't I written you?

There are too many of you and I don't feel like spending an hour browsing through my pages looking for where the fuck you are. You know where I am and if you want me, write me. Don't take it personall...
Posted by MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14 on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:29:00 PST

A moment to bitch about useless twats.

I just wanted to take a moment to point out how much I fucking HATE pretentiousness and people who try to build a cult fanbase through this gay ass site. I see a million little trustfund kids who ha...
Posted by MISS KATONIC- In LA 7/11-14 on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:37:00 PST