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Utterly Deb

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About Me

N Deborah Summers-Haws is my name, but everyone calls me Deb. Except the kid. She calls me Mama.
N I married the guy that thought it was acceptable to make me "pitch in" for my own engagement ring. It's okay, after 8 years together and 5 1/2 years of marriage, I have taken his will to live. I think we are even.
N I have the two most awesome kids on the face of the earth - Allison, 22 months and Damien, 2 weeks old
N I am a photographer. Wanna see my work? CLICK HERE BITCHES!
N Racial stereotypes are true: I make great pasta. Faccio la mia propria salsa di marinara anche!
N I grew up on the "mean" streets of Santa Monica, California.
N Lenny Briscoe is my hero.
N Red Sox Nation, what what.
N I'm a total nerd. Honestly.
N I suffer from panic attacks. It's cool though. Danny usually gets me a pity ice cream afterwards.
N I wish could drink gasoline. It smells so effing good.
N Quiz me on my knowledge of Scrubs. I dare you.
N Between me and my husband we have 4 cars(1952 Plymouth Cranbrook, 1956 Chevy Bel Air, 1998 Honda Civic, and a 2004 Honda Pilot) and an unfinished Harley
N I have ridiculously big boobs, get over it (you know who I mean...). And yes, they are real. Home grown in Southern California. No additives or preservatives!
N I say things like "if it butters your goat", although I am not quite sure what it means.
♥L'amore della mia vita, Mia bella figlia, Allison.♥
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My Interests

N Music.
N Medical Anything.
N The California Coast.
N Old Hollywood.
N The United States Military Circa 1900-1941.
N Benefit And Stila Cosmetics.
N Gossip Magazines.
N Tattoos.
N TIVO(my companion).
N Baking.
N Drinking.
N Horror Films.
N New Orleans.
N Stupid Fart Humor.
N Religous Art.
N Really Hot Showers.
N The Munsters.
N Politics.
N Conan O'Brien.
N Disneyland.
N Cup O' Noodles.
N Scotland And Ireland.
N Penguins.
N Hot Rods.
N Sex.
N Good Smelling Shampoo.
N The Golden Gate Bridge.
N Animals Of All Sorts.
N San Francisco.
N Pirates N .
N Spicy Food.
N Home Renovation TV Shows.
N Marc Jacobs Shoes.
N Las Vegas.
N My Daughter.
N My Sexy Ass Husband.


She knows what team to support...

So, not that I'm bias or anything, but I have the cutest kid on the planet earth:

Okay, so this was like a year ago, but I think she looks super cute here, mmkay.

Halloween 2006

Swinging at the beach, 7/2007

Danny, Allie, Skiba and Red Sox in one photo. Does it get any better?

She's got He-Man and the Masters Of The Universe on her side. Dont eff with her.

Aint this the truth:

I'd like to meet:

I'm a lucky girl. I already met him. Together we make super cute babies. See for yourself:

In Vegas for my 21st birthday. 2/2005

In Vegas for my 23rd birthday, 2/2007. I was knocked up, but couldn't back out of the trip. I had to gamble sober :(

Our Utah snowboarding trip 2004.

Heres a link to my business profile:

Music:

I dont sleep since I quit dreaming
and I havent slept since I met you


These are the favorites:
N Alkaline Trio ♥
N Hot Water Music.
N The Draft.
N Sick Of It All.
N Jawbreaker.
N Youth Brigade.
N The Misfits.
N Death By Stereo.


All the other good stuff I enjoy in no order what so ever:
+Dead Poetic.
+Violent Femmes.
+AFI (10 years ago).
+Oingo Boingo.
+Depeche Mode.
+Murder City Devils.
+Propagandi.
+Bad religion.
+Everclear.
+The Get Up Kids.
+Good Riddance.
+Reggie and The Full Effect.
+The Clash.
+Johnny Cash.
+Nekromantix.
+Social Distortion.
+Chris Isaak ♥ .
+Stray Cats.
+Gogol Bordello.
+Choking Victim.
+Leftover Crack.
+The Ramones.
+Refused.
+Every Time I Die.
+Heavens.
+Sparta.
+Mars Volta.
+Poison The Well.
+The Cure.
+Son Of Sam.
+Me First and The Gimme Gimmes.
+Sunny Day Real Estate.
+Radiohead.
+Elvis Costello.
+At The Drive In.
+Dire Straits.
+NOFX.
+Weezer.
+Blur.
+Chuck Ragan.
+The Damned.
+Death Cab for Cutie.
+The Get Up Kids.
+Jimmy Eat World.
+Face to Face.
+The Postal Service.
+Danzig.
+Dropkick Murphys.
+Good Riddance.
+Lagwagon.
+Less Than Jake.
+Strung Out.
+Billy Idol.
+Bracket.
+The Vandals.
+Duran Duran.
+The Police.
+The Smiths.
A Whole Assload More That I Cant Think of...

Movies:

Too many to name. My Husband collects Movies. He has like a billion. (*EXAGERATION*)

N Gross Point Blank
N Pulp Fiction.
N People vs. Larry Flynt.
N Boondock Saints.
N Steel Magnolias
N BASEketball
N Anchorman
N V for Vendetta
N Orgazmo
N Monty Python
N The Seven Year Itch
N Frankenstein
N House of 1000 Corpses
N Cannible: The Musical
N Sin City
N Dogma
N Sleepy Hollow
N Star Wars(all but episode 1. FUCK YOU JAR JAR BINKS!)
N Howard the Duck
N Say Anything
N Resevoir Dogs
N Almost Heroes
N The Transporter (Jason Statham=YUMMY!)
N Snatch
N Mean Machine
N The Life Aquatic
N Anything with Ewan Mcgregor full frontal.

There's hundreds, maybe even thousands more, but I am too lazy to type.

Television:

GOD BLESS MY TIVO...
N Conan O'Brien.
N SCRUBS.
N CSI.
N House.
N The whole Law & Order Family (The Original, SVU, and CI)
N Family Guy.
N The War At Home.
N My name is Earl.
N The Office.
N Project Runway.
N The Munsters.
N Get Smart.
N Suck it Trebek.

Heroes:

N DJ Lance Rock knows it's fun to brush your teeth.

N Ned Flanders, greatest mustash of all time.

N Mr Clean, how does he do it?

N Detective Lenny Briscoe, king of the pun.

N Lando Calrissian, space pimp.

N Bob's Big Boy

N EGON!!!!!!!!

My Blog

That which does not kill me only makes me stronger.

So on Monday, October 15th at 8:03am, I gave birth to the most awesome little guy I have ever met in my life, Damien Jonas Haws. He is huge (9lbs 4oz and 211/2in) and full of moxie. Like, I know how c...
Posted by Utterly Deb on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:39:00 PST

Pregnancy - the last 3 weeks

So I am as big as a house - not a cute little bungalow style house. I'm taking like a sprawling 3000 square foot ranch house. I pee about 672659 times a day. I havent slept in weeks because there is n...
Posted by Utterly Deb on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST

Our Grandma passed away.

Danny's Grandma Petersen passed away yesterday. It took the family by a bit of a shock. She passed peacefully in her sleep though - no pain or illness. She was a truly wonderful person. I feel so luc...
Posted by Utterly Deb on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:43:00 PST

My daughter

Allison Elizabeth Haws. Hands down my best friend. I guess my reward for dealing with all the horrible things in my life was Allison. She is honestly the most awesome thing to happen to me EVER. I kno...
Posted by Utterly Deb on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:00:00 PST

Frustration.

 I have so many doctors appointments and things right now and I am having to drag the kid around with me because Danny is a fucking WORKAHOLIC and doesnt know how to take time off. And the fuckin...
Posted by Utterly Deb on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:35:00 PST

Pregnancy - Third Trimester

So, I just started my third trimester, also known as the trimester of "constant pain and discomfort". My back kills. I feel like I am 80 years old. I look it too, walking all hunched over. It's cool t...
Posted by Utterly Deb on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:44:00 PST

Baby.

For those of you that care to know, I am growing a little tiny penis in my womb. That is all.
Posted by Utterly Deb on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:43:00 PST

Pregnancy - 1st trimester

Okay, so I have 2 more weeks of my first trimester. Being pregnant...well, it sucks. At least the 1st trimester does. Instead of puking my guts out and then feeling better like I had with Allie, I now...
Posted by Utterly Deb on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

Viva Lost Wages...

So it was my birffday last weekend. I planned this vegas trip out months ago and low and behold - I discovered I was pregnant again a week before what was supposed to be a drunken-smokey-gambling-sex ...
Posted by Utterly Deb on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:35:00 PST

Matt Skiba LOVES me!!!

Okay so I was reading an article about Alkaline Trio (for those of you who don't know by now, that's my all time favorite band and has been for 5 years...I worship them. I have referred to Matt Skiba ...
Posted by Utterly Deb on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:58:00 PST