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Quidditch Mom

arent you a little fat for a stormtrooper?

About Me

    I like to draw parallels between Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, just to keep away the cool kids from my lunch table I think its about time for some kind of coup, just to keep things interesting. My friend Cathy and I saw a ghost in Savannah once. I have the BEST Horcrux theory My son is smarter than you. I have serious issues with the inevitablity of a government-created nano-virus that turns everyone but me into zombies. I'm that girl with the awesome boyfriend, be jealous. Oh, thats right, you are. I wish I was in Ireland. Or Japan. But mainly Ireland. I really like pin-ups. I didnt make all this crap up to try and be clever and Wal-Mart. oh, and tattoos and basically anything glittery, except for like a glittery zombie...well, maybe, if it was like solid glitter, then maybe its ok. It is my lifetime goal to be on Ninja Warrior My fiance is the next internet warlord. Why dont you pledge your allegiance to him now and get it out of the way? I know WAY too much about Armageddon, in fact I even know the proper term for just that-eschatology. I think Mandarin is the best language to bitch someone out in. I DESPISE the news media, and Fox News is at the top of the list I have a KICK ASS website called www.peebeeandjay.com why not go look at it? I MADE my background. My deviantART page sooo....you wanna go to the pub or what? cause I got shit to do.

My HomeAwayfromHome Girl:

My Interests


*alkaline trio *art *anime*baseball*guitar*griffin*ian*haunted houses*painting* photography*reading*surfing*tattoos* glitter*burlesque*thrift stores*pirates*Ireland*photomanips!* bubbleteas!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Jack Skellington, that bitch is mad skinny
Boba Fett. that bitch owes me 20 grand
Oh, and THIS GUY

I stole this from Nando:

Music:

I LOVE:
I REALLY like :
I also enjoy: OAR,DMB,Thursday,The Lawrence Arms,Finch, The Cure, The Smiths, The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin,Ra,The Police,The Pixies,Jay-Z, Linkin Park,,Jimmy Eat World, BNL,Rusted Root,Midtown, U2,Protagonist,FFS The Distillers,Eminem, Black Flag,Hot Rod Circuit,Further Seems Forever,Bettie Blowtorch Dashboard,Shakira in Spanish, The Pillows, Coldplay and Mundy. and you know what? Kelly Clarkson rocks weither or not you want to admit it.

Movies:

Fight Club, Se7en, Constantine, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Narnia, LOTR,POTC, Star Wars, Boondock Saints, Little Shop of Horrors, Psycho, Kill Bill vols, I&II,any martial arts movies Sin City,Most Kevin Smith movies,Vacation,Tommy Boy,Anchorman, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Sandlot, Nightmare Before Christmas, any Tim Burton. HOT FUZZ

Television:

Arrested Development, Charmed, Simpsons, X-Files, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, FLCL, Inuyasha, Home Movies,Invader Zim,Dirty Jobs, Ace of Cakes,Mythbustas! The Office, South Park.The Daily Show.Futurama! My kid likes Elmo's World. NINJA WARRIOR!

Books:

Harry Potter fucking rules and Im not ashamed to say so. Chronicles of Narnia,The Once and Future King, Anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Ray Bradbury. Graphic Novels, mainly historical occult and religious books, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Chosen,Jonathan Strange!!!!!!! Dune, Snicket,(most of the required reading) Pretty much anything that doesnt involve some CIA agent or some lonely housewife. I happen to be writing a book, and it will blow your mind.

Heroes:


My Blog

Griffins Birthday

.."Loving my new hamster Totoro!..hanging out with Unkie BradMommy made me an elmo cake! She used fondant for the nose! (daddy did the eyes)hot dog raaaaaarnot sure about this elmo cakeyeah, to hell w...
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

KEY WEST!

For the three of you who have already asked for pics (freaks):big ass storm rolling in on the 7 Mile Bridge....causing me to rethink my anti-medication lifestyle.Griffin has no fear, as Elmo is with h...
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PST

the deterioration of friday night

hanging out bffzzzz you know how we roll...one rum and coketwo rum and cokessomewhere around here, cody shows up, but theres no photographic evidence and he'd deny it anyway, hes WAY too cool for us.....
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:47:00 PST

KAWAII

For sure:...
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST

Beach Baby

Here are beach pics of Senor Monsterpantalones...
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

Disney!

We spent all Saturday and Sunday at Magic Kingdom. Totally out of control... Pooh Bear working his money maker Our new timeshare, its kinda a fixer-upper, but it was a good deal some yuppy couple on t...
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST

What NOT to do at Hogwarts

108 things not to do at Hogwarts.1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".2. No matter how good a fake Australian ...
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST

HALLOWEEN!

Trick or Treat bitches! Griffin as Harry Potter. Thanks to Nana Dukes for the custom-made robe! Griffin being camera shy... Haley as another Harry Potter, Garrett as Batman, Connor as Blue! trick or ...
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:40:00 PST

BOO! at the zoo!

We went to the boo at the zoo today! After Griffin projectile vomited in the car of course!spooky peacocks of doom!ooooh, Griffin in the mist in front of the haunted house by the tiger exhibit. (he wa...
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:37:00 PST

fairy fest pics

These are from Saturday's Fairy Festival at the Coral Castle. Most of the pictures are from the castle itself with a few from the festival grounds. :) ...
Posted by Quidditch Mom on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:10:00 PST