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R O B

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About Me

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I'm just a soul who's intentions are good, Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are a Little Scary
You've got a nice edge to you. Use it. How Scary Are You?
You Were a Deer
Graceful and gentle, you appreciate beauty and balance.
A giving soul, you are able to sacrifice for the greater good. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
What Your Underwear Says About You
You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules.
You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year. The Underwear Oracle
You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer
Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world! What Type of Writer Should You Be?
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?
You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)
You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced.
You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker. What Advanced Degree Should You Get?


which Goonie are you?


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My Interests

Music and body popping are my only interests in life. Oh, and my work at the Badger sanctuary - where badgers get pampered and swing naked from tropical vines. A place where gambling is frowned upon but promiscuous badger activity is welcomed.

I'd like to meet:



George Peppard as 'Cowboy' in Battle Beyond the Stars.

Audrey Hepburn as 'Holly Golightly'.

Girls (pretty ones).

Robots that can do good stuff i.e. a self-aware one with the ability to both fix broken things and engage in a light hearted chin-wag would be ideal.

A musician-poet who transcends genres even as he/she re-invents them.

Maybe some kind of talking animal.

Music:

Fonda 500, Simple Kid, Tom Vek, Beck, Cornelius, Pavement, The Breeders, Be Your Own Pet, Pixies, Malkmus, Reed, Bowie, Clor, Add N To (X), Fela Kuti, Joyce, Serge Gainsbourg, Brigitte Bardot, Aerosmith, Turbonegro, DMBT, Junkyard Choir, The beasties, Beach Boys, Super Furry Animals, Blur, Shuffel, The Cardigans, The Experimental Pop Band, The Go! Team, Gomez, Gorillaz, Guns 'n' Roses, Hard Fi, Herbie Hancock, Bob Brosman & Takashi Hiriasu, Lambchop, Mr.Scruff, Nirvana, Pig Irön, Queens of the Stoneage,Stereototal, Stereolab, blah blah blah . . .

Movies:

Weird Science - perhaps the greatest film ever made for seeing eyes . . .Other great examples of filmic genious would be . . . BMX Bandits, The Goonies, Bullet, Thomas Crown Affair, Man with two brains, Planet of the Apes, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Beverly Hills cop, Short Circuit, Back to the Future, Star Wars, Indiana Jones based films, 2001, Jaws, Monsters inc, The Conversation, Groundhog day, Ghostbusters, The Producers, anything with Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Steve Martin, Leslie Neilson or Bill Murray, Porn . . .