Good day! I am Imelda Romualdez Marcos former Philippine first lady and now the current Icon of fashion and money. You may find me cold and calculating because I may or may not have stolen billions of pesos from my country but I can be a good friend to you too. I am a very generous person and i can give you anything with just a call to my swiss banks. You may hate or love me but I don't care because I am rich and money makes me happy. They said money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you shoes to make you happy in a few moments. If you're feeling depressed and insecure go out and buy shoes! Shop! But if you don't have money to shop for shoes you can call me up and we'll shop together. So that's why you should be my friend, i am compassionate and understanding and i can buy you anything! And if anybody is trying to stop you from being happy tell them "Imelda's my friend! She will have you hanged in her closet!"
