My wife & 2 daughters who bombard me with lavender estrogen and force me to Tivo the View, coffee, duct tape, the Philadelphia Flyers who continually ginsu out my heart every year, cheap punk shows that don't interfere with my 6:30pm bedtime, Frank Frazetta's art, Coin Star runs, the Wonder Pets...
Punk parents in North County, puck heads, Big Foot, BBQ sauce fanatics, shadow people, I don't want to meet the Mothman.
Ramones, Damned, Descendents, Ch3, Chemical People, D.I., Motards, Briefs, Throw Rag, Queens of the Stone Age, Stitches, Rezillos, Vibrators, Only Ones, Adolescents, the Jam, Chelsea, Zeke, X, Leonard Cohen, 7 Seconds, Plasmatics, the Boys, Clorox Girls, Big Boys, SLF, TSOL, Decry, Necros, Plugz, Beltones, Hanson Brothers, Kinks, Vindictives, Elvis, Texas Terri, Fang, Epoxies, Kraut, Bauhaus, Demented Are Go, Screeching Weasel, Pogues, Eater, Mats, Husker Du, Gang of Four, Crimpshrine, Cock Sparrer, Daniel Johnston, Distillers, Adrenalin O.D., 45 Grave, the Smiths (shut up!), Diesel Queens, Los Olvidados, the Faction, Cramps, Youth Brigade, Gits, Undertones, Toxic Reasons, T-Rex, Circle Jerks, Rudimentary Peni, SNFU, Spinners, Wire, Bad Brains, Weirdos, Zeros, Jesus Lizard, Vicious Midgets, X-Ray Spex, Zombies...
Devil's Backbone, Apocalypto, Iron Giant, Hitchcock, Dead Alive, Splash, Simon Birch, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Jeepers Creepers, Not Another Teen Movie, Army of Darkness, House of 1000 Corpses, Cry-Baby, Bridge to Terabithia, Edward Scissorhands.
Freaks & Geeks, Little Britain, QVC, Apprentice, Golden Girls on slow-mo and and puerile box of kleenex.
Little Prince, Geek Love, Diet for a New America, Catcher in the Rye, Vonnegut (RIP), Wuthering Heights, TS Eliot, Sylvia Plath, Going Underground, George Tabb, Poe without the tricky words.....All my books are pretty much about suicide---you're trying to say that I'm crazy, when I went to YOUR schools, YOUR institutions....
Art Bell, Milo Aukerman, Donald Trump, Mike Batesole, Mike Richards, Kirsten Dunst's spirit fingers, Gary Coleman, Chuck Woolery...