Jarrett's real name is L.J. Lockwood profile picture

Jarrett's real name is L.J. Lockwood

I'll tell you what's not post-ironic. Cowardice.

About Me

You can die from eating too much. I think what makes one a professional is refusing to die.

My Interests

Competitive eating, Doc Holliday, Bas Rutten AND Genki Sudo, freshly baked ham (pork in general), guns, chopsticks, post-irony.

I'd like to meet:

15% of the internet is financial transactions, 80% is porn, the other 5%, everything else. Woooooo!

Music:

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Movies:

Robot Jox. Tombstone. The Last Starfighter. The 13th Warrior. Red Sonja. The Omega Man. Top Gun. Star Wars. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Jetsons Movie. Fairy Tale Theater: Rapunzel. Battle For Endor. The Cutting Edge. Undercover Blues. Hard Target. Follow That Bird. Homeward Bound. The Last Dragon. If Looks Could Kill. The Neverending Story. Mareaos. Leaves. This Is Your Room, Madame. The Art of Living. Physical Attraction. Joking Around. Skipping School. Crack Your Fucking Skull. The Photograph. Lost in Translation. Willow. Temptations, Decisions, Consequences. F'ed In The A. Hammerface. Some Day Soon.

Television:

Good Eats.

Books:

Heroes Die. Dune.

Heroes:

Christopher Walken.