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Dustin Friggin' Frank

I'm not always a wiseass, sometimes I'm asleep.

About Me

First off: I don't talk unless I have something to say or I've had a good scotch, then I can't shut-up. Nothing personal...

I'm a geek. I watch scifi movies. I play video games. I like comic books. My friends and I have entire conversations in movie quotes. I have a HUGE Boba Fett poster in my apartment. Anybody who doesn't know who the "strange man in my(sic) bedroom" is doesn't get invited back. If you'd rather watch reruns of Friends than Monty Python or Adult Swim, you don't have a sense of humor. I like Captian Kirk because he gets it on with blue chicks in fur bikinis. Get it? I'm a geek.

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My Interests

Music, Movies, reading, cooking for friends, board & video games, useless trivia, making stuff.

Oh, and world domination...

I'd like to meet:

The Supreme Court. Really. I'd like to know what they're smoking sometimes.
Nikola Tesla: the original Mad Scientist.
The Constitutional Framers, and tell them what the supreme court said.
An honest politician.
Anybody who is friendly, personable, fun, and does not center their life around creating "drama".

Music:

Let's see there are too many to list, but here are a few: Tower of Power, Al Green, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Black-Eyed Peas, Cake, Weezer, Screaming Headless Torsos, The Invisible Scratch Pickles, T.J. Kirk, Stone Temple Pilots, Earth Wind & Fire, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Dave Brubeck, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Primus, Rush, Bootsy Collins, Bill Withers, Ramstein, Beck, NIN, Man or AstroMan?, Mu330, Vallejo, Living Colour, any of the Slavic Composers, well...you get the idea...

Movies:

Star Wars (the first movie i actually remember seeing), Kill Bill, The Incredibles, The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, Any Given Sunday, Pulp Fiction, A History of Volence, Bevis & Butthead Do America, Airplane!, Lord of the Rings, The Inspector General, Conan: The Barbarian, pretty much anything except for "Oscar movies" and preachy movies. I hold a special place in my heart for old B-movies like Shaft, the Subspecies trillogy, etc... I even sat all the way through 'Hercules in New York' an awful 70's flick starring Arnold "Strong" (aka the Governator)

Television:

Mythbusters, Adult Swim, The History Channel, Bravo, Chappell Show, Mind of Mencia, The Discovery Channel, news (NO pundits), BBC America

Books:

Adventure, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Mystery, Spy Novels, History

Heroes:

George Mason: Ever hear of individual rights? Thank this man.

Evil Monkey


Billy Dee says:

Gigity Gigity GOOO!! At least I admit it is running through my head

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My Blog

We’re screwed

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/08/30/national/main52031 4.shtml Synopsis: The Bill of Rights goes too far....
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:15:00 PST

Sunday beer

Nothing like drinking the last beer in your fridge on a Sunday evening.
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:37:00 PST

irony (ir?-ne) noun.

Via theagitator   See Senior Corporal Johnny Baker of Dallas SWAT. See Cpl. Baker bust pot-smokers, poker players, and all matter of other people engaging in consensual activity with violent raid...
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:14:00 PST

Airport security

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I think this one would be hard to sum up in a thousand. http://www.flickr.com/photos/9831094@N02/755509753/...
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:17:00 PST

Palindrome poetry

So, I was just digging through the closet and found my old "random thoughts" book. Now I call it this because it is not a diary (those are for chicks) or a journal (these are for english com...
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

If you don't see the humor in this...

then you have no soul. Really. I can't make this shit up. True, someone else did, but it is a good analogous description of the mindset of a far-right neo-con. We all know if you cannot agree with an ...
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:32:00 PST

On a more positive note

My niece got married Saturday night, the day before my parent's 45th anniversary, and a week before my sisters 26th, What is even more cool about that is that Stephanie and Alex got  ma...
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST

ARRRGGHHH....no, I'm not turning into a pirate

New VP in town. I am supposed to meet him in the morning, so of course, I can't sleep!!!!!!!   I need to get rich so I can become a "gentleman of leisure" and quit worring about stuff......
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:32:00 PST

For the record:

Pinnacle Mtn with a 30 lb pack in 98 degree heat and 59% humidity easily ranks in the top 3 of stupid things I've done this year. I did the base, east summit, west summit loop. I was planning to do it...
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:22:00 PST

The Death of Statesmanship

Several points to make tonight, wandering back and forth, so let's get started: I know, it's my own damn fault. No, not the death of statesmanship, the cancer of partisanship killed that after a bruta...
Posted by Dustin Friggin' Frank on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:25:00 PST