Dr. Handles profile picture

Dr. Handles

40beersjason

About Me

I have a good memory and it likes to remember trivial crap and i sleep too much.
You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40! What's Your Beer Personality?I am Face

The Faceman is the man to talk to to get things done. He's got a fast tongue and the connections to get the A-Team out of some of their most difficult moments. Has many disguises, this smooth talker is very persuasive, and doesn't hesitate to use this in working it with members of the opposite sex.

Which A-Team member are you???

My Interests



I'd like to meet:


Your Pimp Name Is...
Dr. Pump What's Your Pimp Name

Music:



Movies:

i hate movies... i dont go to any... i always have to piss and my ass gets numb in the chair

Television:

i hate the television.. i do watch a lot of rap videos by latin artists on the latin music channel though..as well as spanish television and occasionally some infomercials involving women on exercise gear

Books:

The Real Frank Zappa Book

Heroes:

Prince, Mike Patton, Darrell Abbott,Quincy Carter and Eddie Van Halen.

My Blog

the best day of my sports nerd life..

Let me tell you kids something.. I've been a sports geek for quite some time now. Today was the best day of my sports geek life. Seeing the Dallas Mavericks go down like that was BEAUTIFUL. The most a...
Posted by Dr. Handles on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

id just like to say...random people stuff.. i might love you or hate you.. you dont know

i might love or hate people who go to coffee shops at 3am to play role playing games in the smoking section people who dont know how to properly use a 4 way stop intersection. people who like frogs. p...
Posted by Dr. Handles on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:25:00 PST

look.. its crap

Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 50% Stability || 10% Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63% Altruism |||||||||| 36% Interdependence || 10% Intellectual ||||||||||||||||...
Posted by Dr. Handles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a bullet to the head wouldnt be enough

a bullet to the head would not be good enough for jackasses who steal the equipment of musicians. As a musician myself, i know the cost of musical instruments and i know that most of us real...
Posted by Dr. Handles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

some people just try too hard

is it really that hard to be happy? i sit here and scan "blogs" and stuff on the profiles of others and i watch all my friends try to do whatever it takes to be happy. i think to myself "is it really ...
Posted by Dr. Handles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The good with the bad (crowbar is emo)

Life is much like.. closing the dryer door, starting the dryer and then for some reason being upset because you have that one wet sock left in the washer. The emotional distress of thinking that perha...
Posted by Dr. Handles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST