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ab-Norah-mal

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

About Me


I have converted to being a city kid, but I've still retained my heart of pure trailer trash (cheeseburger pie, anyone?). I'm smart, but I don't know my multiplication tables, and it takes me an average of 3 days to complete one sudoku puzzle. I am a truly horrific dancer, but I love to go out and scare/injure people on the dance floor and shake my booty. I eat everything. I like stomping through puddles, rustling through piles of dead leaves, singing to myself on the train, and reading Mad Magazine. My cats will probably try fiercly to stick their butts in your face. In my spare time, I make collages out of trash and other random things I find on the ground, which supposedly gives me license to be a major packrat. I -heart- irony. I enjoy new experiences, new ideas, new smells, sushi, and making lists.
I'm not too good at playing chess, I suck at throwing a frisbee, and I am the Freddy Krueger of cacti (although I can resurrect just about any other dying houseplant). I don't particularly like pretensions, 1970's rock, root vegetables, sunbathing, or Peter Greenaway movies. I will most likely, however, kick your butt at Boggle.
Shameless self promotion: Planet Annoy
more shameless promotion (a little more boring): Name Nerds
a collaborative me-plug: CineBad: Les cahiers du cinéma ennuyeux.
One last one: Queasy Listening

My Interests

wombats, Boggle, poutine, bagpipes, cheese, music, Scrabble, music snobbery, skipping rocks, foreign languages, yard sales, singing, musique non-stop, undersea creatures, fishing boats, oceans, rivers, streams, brooks, onomastics, words, word puzzles, Keytars, pointless road trips, my obese cat, My other cat, bad movies, plaid, good movies, theramins, pomegranates, garbage and its artistic properties, curling, marsupials, power failures, playing the bass, playing the recorder and crumhorn, making cheesy electronic music on my ancient computer, stopping by the woods on a snowy evening

I'd like to meet:

Oh, and maybe Ewan McGregor.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

The Stills, Jamie Lidell, !!! (aka Bork Bork Bork), Mu, Nine Inch Nails, Francis Poulenc, the Editors, Kraftwerk, Dead Kennedys, Shostakovich, Ellen Allien, Mission of Burma, Schubert, Editors, Glenn Gould, Interpol, Beethoven, Wire, Out Hud, Depeche Mode, Daft Punk, Miss Kittin, Alfred Yankovic, T.Raumschmiere, Anthony Holborne, Iggy Pop, Clinic, Adult., Cabaret Voltaire, The Smiths, Coldcut, U.N.K.L.E., Josquin des Pres, Suicide, Big Country, Joy Division, Simian, Palestrina, The Cure, Plastilina Mosh, XTC, Simple Minds, The Pixies, Radiohead, TV on the Radio, Arnold Schoenberg, the Andrews Sisters, Radio 4, Siouxsie, Love of Diagrams, the Cinematics, Maximo Park. pretty much anything on DFA, Shitkatapult, bpitch control etc. music that my friends and co-workers like to call "shitty, gay-ass techno," Mopey British bands, preferably those who unabashedly rip-off Gang of Four. Lately I've been grooving to Cole Porter & Irving Berlin tunes and stuff by the Gershwins.

Movies:

Brazil, Heathers, Jules et Jim, Time Bandits, Being John Malkovich, Strangers on a Train, Santa Sangre, the Empire Strikes Back, Princess Bride, Erik the Viking, Children of Men, Sunshine (the Danny Boyle one, but the Ralph Fiennes one is awesome too), Trainspotting, The Seventh Seal, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Breaking the Waves, The Wind that Shakes the Barley, Zardoz, Shaun of the Dead, The Hebrew Hammer, Herzog, Bergman, Truffaut, Hitchcock, Terry Gilliam, Fear of a Black Hat, The Last Dragon, movies featuring submarines and/or large-scale disasters.

Television:

Mr. Show, the Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, South Park, The Ben Stiller Show, Kids in the Hall, Firefly, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Blake's 7, The Incredible Hulk, and I FUCKING LOVE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE!

Books:

Non-fiction books about linguistics, cultural anomalies, and nerdy stuff in general. Fiction: Running With Scissors, Middlesex, anything by Sarah Vowell, Harry Potter, The Metamorphosis, Jude the Obscure, Lemony Snicket, Green Eggs and Ham, Eats Shoots and Leaves, White Teeth, Ethan Frome, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The OED, Stuff by Camus (cuz I'm like so cultured n smart n shit), Laura Ingalls Wilder, David Sedaris, Jerzy Kozinski, Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Moore. Currently obsessed with Neil Gaiman.

Heroes:

Peter Hook, Ludwig von Beethoven, Jamie Lidell, Aquaman, Your Mom

My Blog

Jamie Lidell...

I'm not sure why I care, but I'm kind of in a bind about Jamie Lidell's new album. I mean, usually when an artist releases an album that's not necessarily what I would have picked for him/her/them, I ...
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:46:00 PST

Eggs. Rabbits.

The one thing that sucks about being an atheist is that there are a lot fewer holidays. We never celebrated Easter anyway, though, so it’s not like I’m missing anything. I am getting a str...
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST

and now I will translate 99 Luftballoons...

...Because I'm in a translating mood. ..>..> ..> 99 Luftballoons Hast Du etwas Zeit fuer mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst Du ...
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

go buy this CD right now

"Mosaic" by Love of Diagrams. It's a freaking awesome CD and I can't get enough of it. Sure, there are a ton of good cds that have come out recently that I could forcefully suggest you to go buy (LCD ...
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

In honor of my entry into my Mid-30s...

I'm going to make pancakes and clean up this disgusting house. Yay.
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

Heinous New Color Scheme!

Wow, this color scheme is totally giving me seizures. The sad thing is, I would totally paint a room like this if I had the option.Yes, I just bought this Marilyn manson CD. I love Marilyn Manson; you...
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:58:00 PST

addicted to mix tapes

I might as well face it-- I'm addicted to mix tapes (OK, technically mix CDs, but "mix cd" doesn't sound as mellifluous). I was stuck inside all day with the blizzard and made mix CDs. I will make on...
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:28:00 PST

NO SHIT, BITCHEZ!

The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music See their whole playlist here (iTunes required) Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?...
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:02:00 PST

I just like this music feature.

I just like that you can post a picture of the music you're listening to. That's cool, even if it is just a marketing tool.
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yippeeeee

I need another blog like I need a hole in the head.
Posted by ab-Norah-mal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST