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ill.cut.you ™

we bought you a sminoff ice...whoa, how old are you??...jen DRIVE DRIVE NOW....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

About Me


i change with every song that plays in the background

i wear my eyes to match my Alize

love me, love my peakies

i constantly think about time travel

i am very skilled at making a noise when i get excited about small things, ie: surprise birthday cake ice cream, recognizing an actor from 'my so-called life' in other roles (claire danes and jared leto do not count), finding out when other people have exczema, pimples...

now is the time when i fall off the edge of the earth

this is old, but it so cute i dont wanna ever take it down:

My Interests


leisure time
learning about logic
beer bongs
making everyone's day just a little brighter by just being me
WILDWOOD NJ
and
www.myspace.com/housecallwithdrsleep
thats it

still my faves:
WATCH THIS ONE FIRST:

WATCH THIS ONE SECOND:

I'd like to meet:



no one
as per dr sleeps orders:
"don't start til you're good and therapied."

cece deville
done and done

Music:

my exposure is nill

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Myspace Layouts

Movies:

hal hartley(pre henry fool) · wes anderson · charlie kaufman projects · sofia coppola · danny boyle · todd solondz · john hughes (pre home alone) · japanese movies with hair · anything with rebel boys and gangster girls ie: mi vida loca, over the edge, the outsiders, the warriors · The Amy Fisher story (starring drew barrymore) · Amy Fisher: My Story(starring noelle parker) ·Casualties of Love: The Long Island Lolita Story (starring alyssa milano as amy fisher) · half-cocked · showgirls · Shawn of the Dead!!! · napoleon dynamite ·

donnie darko and under the cherry moon, because they have the same soundtrack

Television:

"I know in the past I've caused you pain, and I'm sorry. And I'll always be sorry till the day I die. And I hate this pen I'm holding, because I should be holding you. I hate this paper under my hand because it isn't you. I even hate this letter because it's not the whole truth. Because the whole truth is so much more than a letter can even say. If you wanna hate me, go ahead. If you wanna burn this letter, do it. You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to hell. I'd go. If you wanted me to. And I'd send you a letter from there."
Free Cursors

Books:

the one alfred wrote. SADNESS OF SEX, Middlesex, A Conferacy of Dunces, the harry potter books...yeah go ahead and beat me up now
David Sedaris
M. Maristuen
JT Leroy
JD Salinger
JR Buchenberger
Adrain Tomine

Heroes:

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Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Dunkin Donuts - Image Hosting

My Blog

voltron stc, the tiger one.

dear craig and chris,if you took all the things i liked from all the people i was in love withand put them togetherthey form the perfect forceminus the laser beams'cept i wished that he cookedbut ther...
Posted by im with stupid----> on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

dear father, i write you, inspite of years of silence

dear craig and chris,stc REALLY likes weezeralso, dispite the fact that i wanna live there with him,being drunk in a santa cruz motel is not a good place to write a hit song.i re-read it last night an...
Posted by im with stupid----> on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:11:00 PST

carol confirmed that pasta SAUCE is know as gravy

dear craig and chris,frozen brussel sprouts.FROZEN!its meant to be.content as all hell too,punkin
Posted by im with stupid----> on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:00:00 PST

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dear craig and chris,now i have to write a short bio about me fer our internal internet.its the ususal: name, title, where from stuf but alsoi have to write a "Fun Fact" about me.i dont know what to w...
Posted by im with stupid----> on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

i am sooooo hired

dear craig and chris,so my direct supervisor wanted me to write some stuff about myself to send an email out to everyone to welcome me to the company. i was like pfft i dont wanna do that, and he was ...
Posted by im with stupid----> on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:14:00 PST

i received this email today!

dear criag and chris,from my inbox:"DO IT AND I PUT A BULLET IN U."i think im in lovexoxoj
Posted by im with stupid----> on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:19:00 PST

im soooo fired

dear craig and chris,so monday was my first offical day as a virgin america employee.but i still have my same vir gin email address as i did when i was a tester/contractoranyways most of my emails are...
Posted by im with stupid----> on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:16:00 PST

a face like this wont break any hearts

dear craig and chris,so if you go on flickr.com and search "virgin america"you get a bunch of pictures with our planesbut then this random pic of me comes upand this othe guy, ben(he is the one who pl...
Posted by im with stupid----> on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:57:00 PST

lets talk about the 80's with a goat

dear craig and chris,first thing on my agenda fer today was to make a jim bruer collage for stci hate that guy so much and was complaining about him last night butstupid didnt know who i was talking a...
Posted by im with stupid----> on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

apply at the clarion hotel for airport screeners postions

dear craig and chris,i think the best day of my life was when nestle introduced the blue fruit punch flavor to the Sweettarts line up.i think the worst day of my life is today.in the wise words od stc...
Posted by im with stupid----> on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST