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The Monster

if you get the chance to fuck with chopper take it. So fun!

About Me

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My Interests

leaving the house and going further than the corner store although they are very nice there. obnoxious xmas shit. never ever learning to spell. really big boobs. nordstrom rack. Me and Corrin's "getting wealthy plan."

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Akon and Snoop. jt. Captain and Tenniel (sp.) Donny and Marie.

Movies:

A Christmas Story. I spend 20 percent of my time explaining to people why Grease 2 is amazing. Volver was good.

Television:

I fall asleep in front of it often.

Books:

Jump in! I've been reading success manuals lately.

Heroes:

corinn is my hero. absolutely(sp)................................not. no she is. She's my inspiration.....al speaker.

My Blog

silly me I thought you had to be dating some one to have a day this bad

my boss is crazy so I flipped out on her and quit AGAIN. the owner is racist purse snatchers are targeting nannies on the hill. jen thinks it's funny to trick me into thinking that I got her ...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I was voted class clown in high school (titty boy returns)

Class Clown You are 28% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mike is a homophobe

[spell your name back wards] retsnom el [the story behind your email address] A couple of summers ago I got drunk a lot and would chase this girl to her house or other places. I was basically a c...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's meant to be

Alice - You're creative and witty (well, you cameup with the whole chart thing didn't you?).You're really there for your friends, and youlike to be the mastermind behind the scenes. Onthe down side, y...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

peer pressure

1. Have you ever had sex on the 1st date? Um...yes but I never took my shoes off? 2. Who's more crazy? Males or females? Why? everybody is crazy once you get to know them. 3.What wou...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my life is a made for tv movie

I got kind of gay bashed outside my house this morning at 6am. The guy was laughing and yelling "TITTY! TITTY BOY!" at me. He was waiting for the bus so I got in my car and drove like I was going t...
Posted by The Monster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST