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SoylentJames

An unsettling showcase of some truly disturbing behavior.

About Me

soylent is distributed // soylent is responsible for supplying food to the us in the form of crackers that look like multi // soylent is not allowed to advertise in germany // soylent is a registered trademark of kraft foods // soylent is a truly // soylent is the latest rage among all the low lifes and dregs of the world // soylent is an alternative food company developing what jenner described as a "high protien // soylent is life after death // soylent is right // soylent is one of their products // soylent is a strait that separates england from // soylent is it // soylent is organized by day // soylent is gay for the transformers

My Interests

staring at people across subway platforms, finding books on the street, making tourists feel uncomfortable, smiling at dogs, staring at babies, bad puns, sexual tension, women with a past, and men with a future

I'd like to meet:

"Look at every path closely and deliberately. Try it as many times as you think necessary. Then ask yourself, and yourself alone, one question. This question is one that a very old man asks. My benefactor told me about it once when I was young, and my blood was too vigrous for me to understand it. Now I do understand it. I will tell you what it is: Does this path have a heart? All paths are the same: they lead nowhere. They are paths going through the bush, or into the bush. In my own life I could say I have traversed long, long paths, but I am not anywhere. My benefactor's question has meaning now. Does this path have a heart? If it does, the path is good; if it doesn't, it is of no use. Both paths lead nowhere; but one has a heart, the other doesn't. One makes for a joyful journey; as long as you follow it, you are one with it. The other will make you curse your life. One makes you strong; the other weakens you."

Music:

tom waits, charley pride, james brown, sublime, otis redding, marvin gaye, the pixies, electric six, nofx, the stone cutters, fugazi, bob marley, peter tosh, the clash, the slackers, kanye west, the temptations, rufus thomas, prince, starship, the supremes, digable planets, tears for fears, de la soul, pink floyd, the dictators, elmore james, b.b. king, led zepplin, stiff little fingers, jimi hendrix, sam & dave, wilson pickett, madness, bad religion, the ramones, david bowie, operaton ivy, the beatles, the delfonics, the 13th floor elevators, tori amos, desmond dekker, 2 skinnee j's, george jones, johnny cash, the mamas and the papas, nellie mckay, weezer, public enemy, Amy Winehouse, the motherfuckin' D

Movies:

oldboy, primer, adaptation, wonder boys, the taking of pelham 1-2-3, almost famous, unbreakable, the untold story, the royal tannenbaums, mystery men, swingers, reservior dogs, mad max:beyond thunderdome, basquiat, requiem for a dream, half baked, aliens, happiness, g.i. joe: the movie, chopper, waxworks 2, the big lebowski, groundhog day, love serenade, cold fever, empire of the sun, the color purple, apocalypse now, say anything, things to do in denver when you're dead, delicatessen, anything by john cassevettes or the coen bros.

Television:

Spooks, Family Guy, Farscape, Law & Order: SVU, Good Vs. Evil, Red Dwarf, Fishing With John, Star Trek, The X-Files, Futurama, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Lost

Books:

memories of another day, 1984, fear and loathing in las vegas, the electric kool-aid acid test, please kill me, the archaic revival, food of the gods, the subterreans, the outlaw book of american poetry, neuromancer, a clockwork orange, ham on rye, disposable people, sula, naked lunch, the temporary autonomous zone, alice in wonderland; Eugene Miller, Lorraine Hansberry, Henry Miller, Pablo Neruda, Charles Bukowski, Edward Albee

Heroes:

The damned, the despised, and the depraved

My Blog

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.

I may have posted this before, but still, good to know. . . 'Beer goggles' effect explained   Alcohol is not the only factor in the beer goggles formula Scientists believe they have worked ...
Posted by SoylentJames on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST

Science is an imaginative adventure of the mind seeking truth in a world of mystery.

Mr. Wizard July 10, 1917  June 12, 2007 Okay, this kinda fucked me up. . . Television's "Mr. Wizard," Don Herbert, who taught generations of children about science, died at his Southern California h...
Posted by SoylentJames on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:14:00 PST

So, I decided to take the high road and not turn this into a pussy joke. Oh wait. . .damn.

Today was remarkably unspectacular. Work was bland, I slept on the subway both ways during my commute and the pedestrians on the street were. . .well, pedestrian. Then I go home and I find someon...
Posted by SoylentJames on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:03:00 PST

Stalk me.

It's like "Where's Waldo," except my name is James, and I'll be wearing vertical stripes. And the hat, you can't forget the hat.   NewFest 2007: The 19th New York Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Tr...
Posted by SoylentJames on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:18:00 PST

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Hey all. I've been writing like a madman lately and haven't had a moment to post a new blog (sorry kids), but events of late have made it nessesary. I'm putting the most random of random calls out: do...
Posted by SoylentJames on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:21:00 PST

And it was at that age, that poetry came in search of me. . .

Most of you know that April is National Poetry Month, but how many know that today is Poem In Your Pocket Day? All my New York readers, check out the event below: April 27, 2007, 10 a.m.  4:30 p.m. B...
Posted by SoylentJames on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:05:00 PST

People are too various to be treated lightly. I am too various to be trusted.

Sunday April 16, 2007 9:12pm - El Flamingo. In the midst of the deluge. . . Ever since he returned from the dead Jack's life had surely been lacking in drama. While this would be a Godsend for most wh...
Posted by SoylentJames on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

The Girl With The World In Her Eyes.

Heidi had at least remembered to turn out all the lights as she wandered through her apartment. She cried as she hung her coat up in the hall closet, and was still whimpering as she sat in the living ...
Posted by SoylentJames on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing.

"What good will it do?" She held the gun tightly to his forehead, and he could see from his vantage point that the safety lever was down. The only thing he needed to figure out now is if that was a go...
Posted by SoylentJames on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

"I need you to stop by the cemetery Pete, it's important." Jack lit two cigarettes and held one out for Pete. The sun had gone down 20 minutes ago and the raindrops had just started to fall. They wer...
Posted by SoylentJames on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST