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Shannon

About Me

I am entirely comprised of pants.

My Interests

public drunkenness, cheese curd, the pursuit and acquisition of yarn, your mom, things that make squishy noises, swing sets, freckle-counting, scrapple, contortionists, and oh yeah did I mention your mom already? because seriously, yr mom.

I'd like to meet:

kermit the frog

Music:

virtually anything, with the exception of country-western-yeehaw crap.only, the older I get, the less instantaneously-offensive I find country music. clearly, senility has begun to set in. GUESS I'LL GO CRY INTO MY BEER AND WRITE A TWANGY SONG ABOUT THAT NOW.

Books:

all of them ever. seriously. I cannot be trusted to carry my own wallet in a bookstore.

My Blog

essentials

I feel more like ME than I have in a long time.  I don't know any other way to explain it than that.
Posted by Shannon on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:24:00 PST

just so it's all official-like

when dead and buried, my epitaph will read something along the lines of "fucked up often, but covered it beautifully." or in other words, DAMNED if it doesn't take some kind of loser-savant CHAMPEEN ...
Posted by Shannon on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:04:00 PST

home again and home again

for what it's worth, I will in all likelihood NEVER make any particular use of this blog.  like, ever.  for one, I'm busy enough whoring out my complete lack of sentimentality on livejournal...
Posted by Shannon on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:59:00 PST