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jayface

loser savant.

About Me

my life is sort of one of those corona beer commercials, but replace the sunshine and bliss with mental illness and the beer with lyrical throw-up. replace lyrical with whatever adjective you see fit.


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||| 20%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||| 16%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Indie |||||||||||||||||| 80% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

weird japanese shit, photography, fat kittens, crossword puzzles, ignoring phone calls, self-destructive behaviour, grapefruit things, steve perry references, bastardry, metal chicks, pharmaceuticals, horror movies, video games, sad bastard songs, digital painting, honing my superpowers, coding, rain, stealing your kidneys, insomnia.

I'd like to meet:

maria taylor. megatron.

maria taylor: check. she gave me a big hug after her show. i'm a small guy, and i felt like i was going to break her in half. she's so little and frail. something i'll never forget.

Music:

mtn. goats, nmh, mary prankster, mazzy star, gy!be, the glove, adult., dealership, smiths/morrissey, watson twins, doves, sisters of mercy, the warlocks, nightmare of you, fannypack, nerf herder, damone, his name is alive, cure, echoing green, skinny puppy, freezepop, diatribe, suede, magas, pixies, metric, elevator drops, tom waits, pretty girls make graves, new order, velocity girl, dresden dolls, plimsouls, bauhaus, sprites, new pornographers, rasputina, death in june, m.i.a., now it's overhead, psychedelic furs, notwist, figurine, garbage, veruca salt, m.i.a., lush, stars, g.d.luxxe, maria taylor, fiery furnaces, project pitchfork, pwei, tilly and the wall, alphaville, yyys, the unicorns, gossip, liars, the jesus and mary chain, eazy e, anything box, berlin, erasure, belly, toad the wet sprocket, poe, princess superstar, chemlab, white zombie, decemberists, red flag, echoing green, current 93, peaches, ok go, stellastarr*, omd, mirah, x-ray spex, orenda fink, angelfish, death wish kids, tegan and sarah, elysian fields, azure ray, chicks on speed, the softies, beck, joy division, magfields (in small, small doses plz), beefcake, explosions in the sky, live, red flag, cranes, the wrens, weakerthans, halou, elastica, dr octagon, shriekback.

Movies:

pi, requiem for a dream, dream with the fishes, drugstore cowboy, reanimator, dead alive, dream for an insomniac, hi fidelity, may, mousehunt, a series of unfortunate events, strangers on a train, killer, ginger snaps (the orginal and sequel, fuck the last one in the face), an american werewolf in london/paris, catch me if you can, murder by death, alien, aliens, fight club, a polish vampire in burbank, amelie, a bunch of dario argento stuff, some lucio fulci stuff, house of a thousand corpses and sequel, sin city, all the nightmare on elm street nonsense, everything tim burton did before he sold his soul to the devil, biozombie, dog soldiers, van wilder, slackers (big pete!!).

Television:

pete and pete, 24, alias, house, house, and motherfuckin' house.

Books:

i haven't particularly been impressed with anything i've read lately. other than that, reading neuromancer for the first time (no, really, for serious) and i'm rather enjoying it. cyberpunk3

My Blog

my stupid gaming blog.

gaming has always been my passion.  i'm 28.  it's been my passion for 23 years.  do the math.a friend and i started a little gaming blog a bit back.  we're experienced.  we're...
Posted by jayface on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:45:00 PST