This is a personal page and not a networking page. If you are interested in my artwork, add my art page.
Yeah, I'm single. But no, I don't want to hook up with you. Unless you're Johnny Depp. Then I'll make an exception. :P
My name's Valerie and I'm an artist. I draw scantily clad women, most of the time. You can visit my official website at:
Or you can visit my DeviantArt gallery.
Things I love include: my friends, my family, my cats, Bruce Willis, Hugh Jackman, Johnny Depp (especially as a psycho, blood-thirsty barber!!!), horror and action movies, sloths, penguins, coffee, fall, stars, vampires, zombies, pirates, jumping on trampolines, daydreaming, fantasy art, playing dress up and taking pictures, the Goblin King, Maleficent, Catwoman (the Michelle Pfeiffer version), tattoos, pin ups, Disney movies, hot cups o' tea, the Golden Girls, corsets, big sunglasses, digital painting, bubblegum and lollipops, necks, makeup, hot vampy chicks, sleeping in and drawing.
Things I hate include: sports, clubs, rap/hip hop music, sunlight, mornings, bugs (esp. spiders), alarm clocks, winter, summer, typing with cold hands, people with screaming children, public transportation, people that don't read profiles and try to add you based only on what you look like, bots, fat people in tiny clothing, carnie hands, retard strength, bad B.O., disrespectful people, noisy eaters, using one brand of shampoo and having to use a different brand of conditioner, jabbing myself in the eye with my mascara wand, when waitresses refill my coffee before I finish my cup and they ruin my cream-to-sugar-to-coffee ratio, attention whores, stupid people (wow, that encompasses a lot, eh?), talk radio, egotistical man-pigs, ugly PDA, men that think women are only there to serve them, women that think they have to act stupid and helpless to get a man, and loud obnoxious people.
I also like to write... and one of my favorite past times is writing on my RP board I created back in December of '05. It's called Necro City and it's awesome. Check it out:
