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Micheal

Pinocchio now a boy

About Me

I work. I sleep. I eat. I poop. I do like to read and other stuff, but that is my life in a short story. I hope it has a happy ending. If I could write haikus, than I would have written it as a haiku, but I can't, so sue me. What else about me? I don't know, I have short hair, a dog, and have a fasicnation with female vocal singers, not Britney or some American Idol, but women who can sing. Janis Joplin, Etta James, Rosemary Clooney and the like. Ok, I do like Cher and Tina Turner, but you take a little, you give a little.
One Thing that most people wouldn't know about me, is I design Haunted Houses. So far, I've done three. My last being The Nightmare In North Versailles, which recieved a lot of rave revues. Also some bad reviews. I am hevily into theatrical productions, and will soon work on props for Prime Stage's next two productions, To Kill a Mocking Bird and The Diary of Anne Frank. I have been involved with theatre for over ten years. I am The Art Institute of Pittsburgh's Drama Club director. The last show I directed was A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, which I took a small part in. We have a new production comming soon, so stay tuned for some updates.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- a:visited {color:color; text-decoration: none;} a:link {color:color; text-decoration: none;} a:active {color: color; text-decoration: underline;} a:hover {filter:blur(add="1",direction="360",strength="4"); height:0;} //-- a:link img {filter:gray;} a:visited img {filter:gray;} a:hover img {filter:none;} a .text { font-weight: bold; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; }
Front of my second haunt
skeleton alley
A Shadowy figure
A poor soul being tortured
Nightmare in North Versailles
Graveyard
Scary Clowns
Fired Office Worker
Construction
The Master Mind

My Interests

Books, reality tv, mega movie buff, music, life, scaring small children, plotting to take over the world ( I miss Pinky & The Brain) Family Guy, I wish my life were a cartoon. Anything that gets me out of my house, walking my dog.
You Are Scooter
Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.
You're always willing to lend a helping hand.
In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.
"15 seconds to showtime!" The Muppet Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a pulse, sence of humor, and looking to do something. If they don't have a pulse, than Janis Joplin, Andy Warhol, and John Wilks Booth. I'm always waiting to meet my husband Rufus Wainwright. He will love me, he just doesn't know it yet!

Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Music:

Rufus Wainwright, Franz Ferdinand, Scissor Sisters, Muse, Artic Monkeys, Badly Drawn Boy, The Kaiser Chiefs, Sigur Ros, Royksopp, Janis Joplin, Etta James, Tina Turner, Niko Case, Bob Dylan, Stevie Knicks, Vhs or Betta, Marc Almond, Erasure,Andy Bell, Lanky, Show Tunes, and on and on

Movies:

any movie, can not say what is favorite, Tie between Silence of the Lambs and To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar. If any one has a t-shirt for that last movie let me know, I saw one a few years ago at JFK airport on some guy and was too afraid to ask where he got it.

Television:

Haven't updated this in a while. I currently am hooked on Nip/Tuck. Everything else is dribble. I still like watching the re-runs of Futurama though. Adult Swim too. I really like The Venture Brothers

Books:

I love to read, especiall mind candy books. I'm still trying to finish House of Falling Leaves. Been reading it off and on for two or three years now. But I did finish Mirror Mirror, Dan Brown, and just waiting to start a few others.

Heroes:


Fun times from Friday Night Debauchery.
Dancing to late night Eat N' Park. My Heros!

My Blog

I’m a rarity

Ok, I haven't written for quite some time now.  Forgive me, I've been sick and just now feel like writing.  For those of you who did not know, and for any one who cares, I had a really tra...
Posted by Micheal on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:09:00 PST

I Had an Epiphany

After careful consideration and much contemplation I have been able to come to a few conclusions: 1) If Edna Turnblad can be happy with herself, so can I.  It has taken me a really long time to ...
Posted by Micheal on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:40:00 PST

Being a Dad

I have often had feeling toward fatherhood.  I have had a great experience with my own father.  We have had ups and downs, but that is to be expected.  We get along great and I truly lo...
Posted by Micheal on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:13:00 PST

Binary

I can't sleep.  The heat makes me poop a lot, and then I can't sleep.  I feel troubled, but from what, I'm not sure.  There just comes the moment when all I can do is just write.  ...
Posted by Micheal on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:48:00 PST

Rant on Sex

Why does sex take up so much of our time? People want it.  The ones who are having it want more.  The ones who don't get it search for it.  We dress ourselves up in costumes and make-up...
Posted by Micheal on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:22:00 PST

Need of Leasons in Flirtation

Seriously, how do you flirt with someone?  The art of dating and picking up a person is totally lost on me.  For example.  Today, I walked into work just as normal.  I did notice t...
Posted by Micheal on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:25:00 PST

Reason 89 Why I'm going to Hell

I really don't believe in the Christian idea of Hell.  Fire and Brimstone annoy me, but I do believe in a soul paying for its deeds.  I have another reason why my soul will be doing some mor...
Posted by Micheal on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:39:00 PST

Stress and Anxiety

I have with drawn myself again.  I really can't say why, just that I have been very busy with a couple of shows.  I don't think anyone really missed me, but I do feel as if I'm out of the lo...
Posted by Micheal on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

blah, frowny face

I haven't felt like writing.  I don't know why, been very busy with a couple different plays going on at the same time. I'm just a blah frowny face. However, I still have been able to watch the s...
Posted by Micheal on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

10 Weird Things About Me

I have finaly obliged Lance's request and will write 10 weird things about myself.  It has taken me a while to do so, but hey here we go.1. I giggle everytime I hear the word Creamy, I'm giggling...
Posted by Micheal on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:03:00 PST