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Ryne

It's making my teeth wiggle.

About Me

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even *I'm* eatable. But that is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
- LC

"I'll be partying at (Insert Las Vegas Club Name). Drinks are on the house . . . IF you can find someone to pay for your drinks."
-Quinton "Rampage" Jackson after kicking Chuck Liddell's ass (again).

"Drunk idiots on a ship don't acknowledge it when the ship is sinking; they just keep partying....so.....just keep partying."
- Ill@Will hates the world.

"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects."
- Stansfield

"In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning."
- Kaufman

My Interests

Cigarettes, reading, writing, history, vale tudo, diet sodas, cats, pizza, suits and ties, clothes with reputable labels, anything with mushrooms in it, bloody steaks and burgers, Pittsburgh, the Steelers, pseudo-intellectual discussions, politics, drinking/partying, ca$h, work, the moon, stars, my leather jacket, holidays, heat, cold, electricity, holding doors for people, letting doors close on people, movies, music, making messes, spilling things all over myself, keeping up with my German so I can become fluent someday, caffeine, dreams, sleeping, putting my foot in my mouth (figuratively speaking), meeting new people, business meetings, dictionaries, exorcisms, religious philosophy, anything to do with puzzles, and driving/traffic.

Music:

Grand Buffet and Girl Talk

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Movies:

* Blue Velvet
* Battle Royale (Batoru rowaiaru)
* True Romance
* Trainspotting
* Videodrome
* The Exorcist
* Spun
* American Psycho
* Strangeland
* Gangs of New York
* Evil Dead 2
* Sin City
* The Crow
* The Lost Boys
* The Devil's Rejects
* Natural Born Killers
* Bram Stoker's Dracula
* Jackass - Number Two
* Traffic
* Platoon
* The Ladykillers (remake)
* Anything remotely resembling a horror movie.
* Any movie with a killer Santa Claus

Television:

* 24
* Real Time with Bill Maher
* Rome
* Tales from the Crypt
* Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

Anything by Bret Easton Ellis
Battle Royale by Koushun Takami
120 Days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade
Crash by J. G. Ballard
Stephen King is a good guy.
Chuck Palahniuk writes some decent stuff.
Various novels and short stories by Clive Barker
Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
The Works of Edgar Allan Poe

More to come.