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PÃ… SWEDISH
det bor en våldsbenägen lite bög i oss alla. hur den kommer ut och får sitt utlopp varierar starkt men oftast är det under testosteronfyllda lekar. vårt sätt är att skrika obceniteter i ett sketet punkband döpt efter den manliga homosexualitetens epicentrum.
IN ENGLISH
there lives a viloent fag in every male. how it comunicates with the outside world varies but most commonly it's during testosteron dripping activities called "bonding". our way is to scream obcenities in a crappy punk band named after the epicentre of male homosexuality.
we started this as a joke while rehearsing lingua (www.lingua.nu) but the joke went too far when we went and recorded it and took it to stage. then everybody missunderstood it and thought it was great and for real and, well... we didn't want you to look foolish for liking rubbish so we kept the band alive for no better reason.
about the songs. first three are from the demo named "surt sa bävern" which translates roughly into "sour said the beaver". fourth song is a stupid christmass single we did but never actually released. here's a tracklist with translations to get an idea of how stupid this really is:
track 1 (songs 1 to 4):
din jävla jävel (you fucking fuck)
människobajs (human poo)
du ska få se (you'll see)
låtsasgris (pig wannabe)
track 2 (songs 5 to 8):
borde suga kuk (aughta suck cock)
budgetförslag 2004 (budget proposition 2004)
rajtan tajtass (not really translatable)
gessle suger fetpung (gessle sucks fat nutsack)
track 3 (songs 9 to 11)
600 kr vrede (600 swedish kronors worth of rage)
dumma buske (stupid bush)
surt sa bävern (sour said the beaver)
track 4 (all three songs):
dopp i grytan (a swedish christmass dish with a funny name)
jul i november? (christmass in november?)
metal kill kill (a x-mass x-travaganza)
that's all we've ever done, so don't ask for more.
