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wonder lindsey

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About Me

eff you. i know i'm awesome. go to my ac site. www.artconspiracy.com/artists/windburntblu.htm

My Interests

entrails.
learning.
comics.
halloween.
elipses...
trach picking.
the art of trash.
the filthiest man alive (john waters).
reading.
snowboarding.
working on films.
watching films.
acting in films.
being a film snob.
cuddling.
creepy graveyards.
kissing.
kissing in trees in creepy graveyards.
climbing trees and various structures.
old houses.
san francisco. ♥
dancing.
horrifying others.
1950's fashion.
long boarding.
femme fatales.
sarcasm.
shows.
writing music.
listening to music.
singing.
playing guitar.
writing.
divine [r.i.p.]
camping.
four wheeling.
tattoos.
zombies.
horror movies.
pictures.
drawing.
haunted locations.
decorating.
painting.
spontaneous adventures.
long bike rides.
people [the really confusing ones].

I'd like to meet:

JOHN WATERS. how do i intend to meet him, you ask? Well... I would stalk him until he either a. took me out to commit a felony and then elope with me, denouncing his previously homosexual lifestyle... or B.) filed a restraining order against me. In which case, i would attempt to murder him and then, once detained by the police, i would send john waters a pair of tickets to the trial. other than that, i'm not looking to meet anyone. if you have something worthwhile to say, message me. if not, don't waste my time. 3 3 3

Music:

[the]5,6,7,8's.
adam greene.
afi.
against me!
atom and his package.
bad religion.
black flag.
[the]black keys.
catch 22.
choking victim.
[the]circle jerks.
[the]clash.
crass.
dance hall crashers.
[the]dave matthews band.
[the]descendents.
[the]dirty three.
[the]dresden dolls.
erik peterson.
fiona apple.
flogging molly.
[the]good life.
[the]groovie ghoulies.
harmar superstar.
h.i.m.
[the]hives.
[the](international) noise conspiracy.
james taylor.
jawbreaker.
jurassic 5.
leftover crack.
lucero.
[the]lyndsay diaries.
minor threat.
mirah.
mischief brew.
[the]misfits.
[the]moldy peaches.
motion city soundtrack.
[the]movielife.
[the]new bomb turks.
nick cave and the bad seeds.
pennywise.
rancid.
reel big fish.
refused.
rumbleseat.
rx bandits.
self.
[the]slackers.
sleater kinney.
streetlight manifesto.
ted leo and the pharmacists.
they might be giants.
thursday.
tom waits.
weezer.
[the]white stripes.
x.
yellowcard.
zombina and the skeletones.

Movies:

army of darkness.
baseketball.
battle royale.
blue velvet.
[the] breakfast club.
[the] brood.
cafe flesh.
cannibal holocaust.
cannibal! [the musical].
cecil b. demented.
cemetary man.
clerks.
cry baby.
dawn of the dead.
day of the dead.
dead-alive.
[a] dirty shame.
donnie darko.
ed wood.
edward scissorhands.
ellie.
evil dead 1.
evil dead 2.
fear and loathing in las vegas.
female trouble.
fight club.
franken-weenie.
happiness.
happiness of the katakuris.
haute tension.
[the] hills have eyes.
house of a thousand corpses.
kill bill volume 1.
kill bill volume 2.
land of the dead.
[the] life aquatic with steve zissou.
love story [skate video].
make them die slowly.
meet the feebles.
murder party.
naked lunch.
natural born killers.
[the] neverending story.
night dreams.
night of the living dead.
night of the porno vampires.
[the] nightmare before christmas.
office space.
opera.
[the] people under the stairs.
pink flamingos.
pretty in pink.
pulp fiction.
really sorry [skate video].
resevoir dogs.
rushmore.
say anything.
serial mom.
severance.
stage fright.
surf nazis must die.
suspiria.
team america.
tenebre.
terror firmer.
the toxic avenger.
tromeo and juliet.
vincent.
waking life.
zombie.
there's probably tons more that i can't think of. [thank you, matt levin]

Television:

aqua teen hunger force.
arrested development.
[the]colbert report.
cowboy bebop.
curb your enthusiasm.
[the] daily show.
daria.
degrassi.
flight of the conchords.
futurama.
home movies.
invader zim.
[the] kids in the hall.
lucky louie.
lucy daughter of the devil.
metalocalypse.
mr. show.
my name is earl.
pete & pete.
rocko's modern life.
[the] sarah silverman show.
sealab 2021.
trigger happy tv.
[the] venture brothers.
weeds.
you can't do that on television.
[the] young ones.
p.s. i don't really watch tv.
i don't even have a tv at my house.
but sometimes, i catch these shows...

Books:

:::novels [ampersand] literature:::
naked lunch - william s. burroughs
queer - william s. burroughs
junky - william s. burroughs
on the road - jack kerouac
san fransisco blues - jack kerouac
welcome to the monkey house - kurt vonnegut
slaughterhouse 5 - kurt vonnegut
choke - chuck palahniuk
lullaby - chuck palahniuk
fight club - chuck palahniuk
survivor - chuck palahniuk
farenheit 451 - ray bradbury
crash - j.g. ballard
the metamorphosis - franz kafka
exquisite corpse - poppy z. brite
no exit - jean paul sartre
:::comics [ampersand] graphic novels:::
preacher [garth ennis]
v for vendetta [alan moore]
punisher [garth ennis]
freaks of the heartland [steve niles]
y the last man [brian k. vaughn]
30 days of night [steve niles]
wolverine: origin [bill jemas]
the walking dead [robert kirkman]
sick and tired funnies [charlie fogel]
jimmy corrigan [e.c. ware]
wonder woman [allan heinberg]
i never liked you [chester brown]
milk and cheese [evan dorkin]
[the]GLA [dan slott]
remains [steve niles]
the league of extraordinary gentlemen [allan moore]

Heroes:

LORI SILVER: because this bitch is like superwoman!

My Blog

running.

hurry up get your fast food. shit never tastes as good cold. run for your fat and slide into those cellulite thighs... you've earned it. and don't listen to anyone else, no one saw that one coming. so...
Posted by wonder lindsey on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:40:00 PST

for anyone wondering where i've gone...

i'm in North Carolina. i'll be down here until july 29th, and i'll be home on july 30th. i miss everyone, and i'm actually rather homesick for certain friends and family. i want to sleep in my house a...
Posted by wonder lindsey on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:24:00 PST

nightmares of late.

1: I was in my english class with my friend saphira and we got in a fight following a discussion on how i don't have any close girlfriends. I was trying to be close with her, i suppose, and she got an...
Posted by wonder lindsey on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:29:00 PST

i just don't get it...

why do i botherwith liars and lovers? i always forgetthey're nothing but trouble.
Posted by wonder lindsey on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:30:00 PST

a soul compromised (1st draft)

The dew of the humid late August night hung heavy yet light hearted in mid air as I continued along the path I made my way down almost every day. Each step, each slap of my rubber soles on the thin as...
Posted by wonder lindsey on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

and things could not be more pleasant...

really, they couldn't. i feel enriched both mentally and emotionally. i have such a thirst for knowledge at the moment, it's insatiable! i read anything i can get my hands on (any good books, send the...
Posted by wonder lindsey on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:56:00 PST

ah... creeping.

i wonder if the people i find on myspace, the ones i haven't spoken to in years, have changed at all. people i find that i know i didn't like prior to rediscovering them on the internet, could we be f...
Posted by wonder lindsey on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:31:00 PST

my stomach hurts.

it seems i don't do well sleeping by myself and i miss your smell on my pillows. the east coast is lonely, but that's simply if only you let her cold gusts beat you down. goodnight.  ...
Posted by wonder lindsey on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:30:00 PST

well, fuck all that.

moving and the like. whoever said i wanted to? (oh, me.) well i'm sick of it... quite literally. i've been ill since tuesday, and not in the good way. i just want to have my mom take care of me. unfor...
Posted by wonder lindsey on Mon, 15 May 2006 04:26:00 PST

the desirable

intelligence.compasssion.kindness.a stellar sense of humor.poise.a certain stoic air lurking about.a sense of mystery.shyness.common sense.romantic and sweet.artistic tendencies.musical capabilities.m...
Posted by wonder lindsey on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:33:00 PST