My wife. My friends. Sarcasm.
George Carlin, Al Franken, Bill Clinton and Mike Patton.
Queens of the Stone Age, Peeping Tom, Rob Zombie, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Mr. Bungle, Muse, Probot, Brad, Pearl Jam, Metallica, Alice In Chains, Led Zeppelin, Jamiroquai, Garbage, Foo Fighters, Weezer, Van Halen, They Might Be Giants, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Nirvana, R.E.M., Faith No More.
The Big Lebowski, Airplane, JFK, Halloween, The Naked Gun, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Animal House, The Blues Brothers, Memento, The Aristocrats, Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Jackass, X-Men, X-Men 2, Hard Candy.
The Simpsons, Wonder Showzen, 24, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, The Soup, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Seinfeld, The Colbert Report, South Park, Drawn Together, Reno 911!, Boondocks, Lost, Robotech, Night Court.
Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot, Catch 22, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Watchmen, Foundation, The Phantom Tollbooth, Split Infinity, Youth In Revolt, The Dark Knight Returns, Planet Simpson.
George Carlin, Al Franken, Mike Patton, Matt Groening and Mr. T.