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The Motorcycle Boy Reigns.

trying to find a place to shower and sleep.

About Me

Now entering the eleventh reinventing of myself.

a few years back I was everybody's "bro", now I'm everyone's "son".
lost too many brothers.
gained too many fathers.

I waste hours a day rearranging words for the betterment of no one.

My Oath:

I hereby swear never to scrape ice from another car window.

My Interests

Universal health care, dirt, grime, filth, nose-bleeds, seizures, Jameson Whiskey, deciduous forests, Hometeam soccer, The English Premiership, cold-hearted bastards, movie soundtracks, showers, making up new names for people, making up new phrases, Foxes (the animal not the babes (the girls not the infants)), I am also NOT into writing.

I'd like to meet:

A buyer for my Fender Jaguar '62 Reissue

Music:

ruins lives, and your right ear.

hot rod circuit, minus the bear, say anything, mew, strung out, mock orange, wafflehouse*, the get up kids, sunny day real estate, mineral, hey mercedes, braid, mycomplex, the promise ring, texas is the reason, jimmy eat world, at the drive-in, the gloria record, AARON BRYAN.

Movies:

There will be Blood, Wall-E, The Deer Hunter, Raging Bull, Cool Hand Luke, unforgiven, Lady in the Water, CAN'T HARDLY WAIT, THE GIRL NEXT DOOR, The Outsiders, Rumble Fish, Rocky 1-Forever, somewhere in time, braveheart, rambo: first blood, rudy, meet joe black, SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS, legends of the fall, dragon: the bruce lee story, shattered, the shawshank redemption, high fidelity, say anything, The Nightmare on Elm Street series, The Friday the 13th series, The Halloween series, any zombie movie, and any other horror film..........

Television:

If I had stations, I would probably watch them all, at the same time. I literally go to people's home's to watch cable.

Books:

Vonnegut especially "The Sirens of Titan", Hemingway, Kafka, Rand, Camus, Joyce, Sinclair, Orwell, Huxley, Bukowski, Heller, Miller, Robbins, Salinger, Sartre's "Nausea", Nietzsche, Read's "The Green Child", Anything by/about: Einstein, Humanism, Absurdism, Objectivism, Existentialism, and mostly time travel.

Heroes:

Anyone who has fought with passion for a losing cause. And: William Munny, Daniel Plainview, The Sun Dance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, The Motorcycle Boy, Seymour Glass, John Rambo.

My Blog

awful.

universary of the anniverse.our held hands serve as a mantle piecefor a glowing tablein a dive somewhere on Some Streetwhere we smile our forced smilesover an undercooked squidand we exchange pleasant...
Posted by The Motorcycle Boy Reigns. on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:25:00 PST

I heard about Kurt, and I whispered "busy, busy, busy".

This is the conclusion to my teeth drilling adventure...I arrived at the 4'2" dentist's office. I kicked the door open. I dropped some change on the table and asked "how much filling will this get me?...
Posted by The Motorcycle Boy Reigns. on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

make a fucking sound. I didn't hit my head.

hypocrisy!!I made a soundtrack to someone else's misfortune. Let my last statement be stricken from the record. Morgan Freeman is fired.
Posted by The Motorcycle Boy Reigns. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:31:00 PST

don't make a fucking sound. I hit my head.

I've decided that I will never make a sound effect in the event of another's misfortune. I've just realized how ridiculous it is to say "oooooohhh" when someone hits their head on say a can-opener. I ...
Posted by The Motorcycle Boy Reigns. on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST

Somewhere In Time and The Idea of Jinn

Reason 74936743 why I will be a time traveler when I "grow up". "Somewhere In Time" as referenced by J. Richard Gott (world famous renowned astrophysicist). as presented to us through Christopher Ree...
Posted by The Motorcycle Boy Reigns. on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

and to think...

I almost wrote something on here worth reading. maybe next time.
Posted by The Motorcycle Boy Reigns. on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:33:00 PST