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Jazzbo

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm working very hard right now so I won't have to work a job for the rest of a life.

My Interests

my four basic needs... 1) Music 2) Sex 3) Food 4) repeat needs 1-3

I'd like to meet:

Good, genuine people. Back home in IL, they were a dime a dozen and never did i take one of those friends for granted. But somehow in MN...it's a lot different. I'm starting to believe this whole "Minnesota Nice" thing is full of crap-tacular BS. However, I keep my optimism as broad as I can. I'm always up to meeting new people in all ways possible.

Music:

Jazz, Latin, Funk, Soul, Blues, Rock and/or roll, Classical, Classical Guitar....but mostly jazz.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Sponge-Bob, Conan O' Brian, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Malcom and the Middle, All the funny shows on Adult Swim, ect. Just about anything on Comedy Central, I'm into the funny. Me likes to laugh.

Books:

"48 Laws of Power", "Art of Seduction", "Zen Guitar", "Bhuddism; Plain and Simple", "Tom Sawyer", "Girl w/ Pearl Earing", "Take a Walk on the Dark Side: Rock and Roll Myths, Legends, and Curses", "Dante's Inferno" I also have a bad habbit if starting a book but never completely finishing it...

Heroes:

Mike Elliott, Hendrix, Grant Green, Joe Pass, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Clay Moore, Mike Elliot, Jim Hall, Pat Martino, Muddy Watters, People who are more talented than me (for now), Dean Granos, Robert Green, Bhudda, all of the students at my school, Tom Waits, Ciff Wittstruck II, Mike Elliott, John Scofeild, Mike Eillott, Johnny Smith, Dizzy Gilespy, Charlie Parker, Wayne Shorter, Stevie Ray Vaugh, Eric Clapton, Robert Johnson, Bill Evans, B.B King, Allan Holdsworth, Greg Skaff*more soon to come*

My Blog

A great simile

To me...beautiful women are a lot like stars in the midnight sky. I will always be able to gaze and be meserized by them, but sadly, I'll never get to close to them.   I can be poetic when i wan...
Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Surveying while im takin a break

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Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where the hell have I been lately?

It's been almost a year without having an independant internet connection. Somehow, i've managed to survive the ordeal. Here's a quick update on whats been happening and what's going on.... - I never ...
Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good bye internet...

Due to the fact that my roommate is moving out very soon (like, now), our internet connection is being terminated. SO, no more fun use of the internet whenever i feel like it. This has it's ups and do...
Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i have the worst luck...

honestly, i do.
Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Practice Schedule...

I. Arpeggios A) Johnny Smith Arpeggios B) 2-String Symmetrical a) Maj7 b) Dominate 7 c) Min7 d) Min7b5 c) Harm/Mel Min C) In Position a) Maj7 b) Dominate 7 c) Min7 d) ...
Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you're anything like me...

You'd have to go poopy and take a shower right now.
Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So true, it's scary

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Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

$3.99 + Citronila Candle + Don't work = Big Rip Off

So mama drove up from IL to see her lil son (me) and Sunday night we sat on my balcony and I played/practiced while we watched cars drove by. It was a nice way to spend a cool, Sunday evening............
Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We're all going to hell anyway...

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous No...
Posted by Jazzbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST