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About Me

PROFESSOR GREEN
On the 27th of November, 1983 in an East London hospital out popped ME!
My younger years were a bit traumatic for me. My Dad is a wank stain you see, and was in and out of my life making things somewhat turbulent. My mum was only 16 when she had me and had a lot of growing up to do herself.
Consequently I was raised by my Grandmother and Great Grandmother in a council flat on my favourite road in the whooooole wide world. Upper Clapton Road. We lived there 18 years without one move..
At 18 i started rapping. And here we are..
Since then I’ve won over 100 battles, coming second in the world a few years back at the Power Summit 50k battle in the Bahamas. I’m the only MC to ever win at Jump Off 7 weeks in a row and i did it twice. I did have two nice cups to show for those wins but I was raided by Scotland Yard Kidnap Unit and SO19 a couple of years ago and they broke them as their might have been drugs in them? Despite being welded... CUNTS! I had a show on Radio 1 as part of In New DJs We Trust for 13 Months which was quite fun. Mike Skinner signed me to his record label but it went under before my album came out... poop.
No worries though, onwards and upwards, its going to be a big year.
I look after my myspace not some weirdo who enjoys trying to link all the gash that message me. Thats my job. Ladies don’t be offended, my female housemates call everything gash and its just kind of stuck. I even get called gash. gash gash gash.
I will reply to all the messages I’m able to, but please appreciate that I do have other things to do, like talk on MSN.
Blessings and Inner Peace.
Green.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/19/2005
Band Website: professorgreen.co.uk
Influences: Life!

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Ged Malone [email protected]
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Andy Duggan [email protected]

EITHER WAY

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STEREOTYPICAL MAN

WHEN YOU WASN’T FAMOUS RMX

Record Label: The Beats
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

green blog 25.06.2008: UK producer producing music for uk porn?? big battle at next jump off??

yo yo.this morning i got an add from a page, http://www.myspace.com/orchidmgseeing the picture i thought i'd check the profile...it turns out its a uk porn firm.a uk porn firm with guess who in their ...
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:30:00 PST

green blog 20.06.2008: Free Song Download!!

ello my peoples!as a present, and in conjunction with the lovely fellows at freshcotton.co.uk/second son i'm giving you trunk shit, free to download by clicking HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!! also, while at t...
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:25:00 PST

green blog 05.06.2008: While on my third bottle of Ernest & Julio Gallo Family White Zinfandel

I thought I'd say hello.I've got studio with Rinse at 11am tomorrow. Oh dear.Wish me luck.Goodbye,We are not the same I am a martian.
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:09:00 PST

green blog 03.06.2008: I think I’m in love with...

Thandie Newton.I went to the jump off tonight and it was pretty shit.I came home and put on 'Run Fat Boy, Run'.Its funny and again i'm in love with Thandie Newton.I first noticed her in one of the Mis...
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:25:00 PST

green blog 01.06.2008: Everybody’s doing the rolex sweep...

but its strictly the safety dance over here! ..1.16 into it is where he gets really jiggy with it.catch me doing the safety dance at a rave near you shortly.big up ya chest...
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:13:00 PST

green blog 31.05.2008: My Second Tattoo...

hello!hope your all well.i've been busy busy busy!the green volumes 001 has a final tracklisting and is really nearly done!i'm almost ready to let off the trunk shit remix ft jehst and loudmouth...and...
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Sat, 31 May 2008 01:35:00 PST

green blog 24.05.2008: what do crying babies, large speakers and seal have in common??

++=a very unhappy me!the answer to my question is they can all be found in council flats.yes its nearly 4am.no i didn't go out last night as ive got studio today. i'd planned on an early night, but to...
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Sat, 24 May 2008 08:06:00 PST

green blog 29.04.2008: Dad’s funeral / GTA4

Yo Yo,Thank you all for your messages of condolence. every single one of them were as important as the next, and i'm sorry for not replying to every one of you. please know they were all greatly appre...
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:07:00 PST

green blog 27.04.2008: coming to a karaoke near you...

i woke up only to see this.this kid fucking rocks!korean baby singing hey jude ..deep....
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:00:00 PST

green blog 27.04.2008: coming to a karaoke near you...

i woke up only to see this.this kid fucking rocks!korean baby singing hey jude ..deep....
Posted by Very amusing blog. Very VERY amusing blog ;p on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:01:00 PST