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About Me

My buttcrack is always showing. Don't complain, there's nothing I can do about it. It's just THERE.
I'm a regular at local porn shops.
The smell of new tennis balls gives me a nosegasm.
A contradictory INFJ.
Artist. Painting is my very first love. Whether for a career or for a hobby, it will always be a big part of my life. I enjoy other mediums as well. Working with sumi ink and sewing are awesome. And culinart art, can't forget that. I loooove to cook. I make sushi that will make you orgasm out of every orifice of your body.
Revolutionist. Passivists are whack. Practicing the expression of thought is something I live by. Fight for your rights and what you believe in.
Realist. In a more informal sort of way I believe in being, well, real. Call it bitchy, opinionated, brutal; whatever you like. Walking around with rose colored glasses never allows you to see the world's true colors. Dreaming is exhilerating, but keep your feet on the ground about it.
Dreamer. I love to dream, despite my "realness". I want to be ten thousand different things, and you know what, I will be someday. Young people today have the problem of not knowing what they like and what they want to do; I am the complete opposite. I know what I'm interested, and it's everything. I absolutely love learning new things. Teach me something.
Nerdist, Gooberist (heh.) I'm a little off the wall, and I think it intimidates a lot of people. People are used to conformity, and I just dont play that game. I'll laugh at the stupidest, most random things. I laugh at my own jokes, too, I find myself to be hilarious. I dance horribly where I see fit, which is everywhere. I have a nerdy awkwardness when I meet most people (and it usually doesn't go away), it kind of sucks, but I deal.
Besides that, I'm always in metamorphosis. Change stimulates growth and learning, and that's pretty damn important to me.
Oh, and i don't drink or do drugs, but I can still have a great time. And I'll cart your drunk ass around if you'd like me to.
Everything else you'll just have to find out on your own. ♥
AIM= breakingfacades (I'm never on)
Add me on SG= justobscene

My Interests

painting, giving blood, soup, quading, kneeboarding, board games, yoga, nerds, dorks, love, drawing, art, photography, darts, volleyball, bass, my puppy, STAR WARS, scarves, polka dots, biting and bitemarks, surface piercings, rainy days, hair dye, lighting, laughing, wakeboarding, NES, SNES, Genesis, most OLD videogames, dreaming, singing horribly in the shower, lefties, non-ugly tattoos, summer, being at the lake, camping, working out, going to shows, green eyes, scratchmarks, massages, MUSIC, POKER! purple, cameras, playing pool, HATING feet, bowling, sculpture, being dorky, swell people, spatulas, green, and STUFF.

I'd like to meet:

Alright.
PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE ADDING ME.
I want:
Culture. Teach me something fascinating about the world.
Genuine souls.
Artist and adventure extraordinaires.
Guys who aren't interested and girls who are.
Someone to go to Burning Man with me and walk around naked. Perverts are excluded from this category.
And be your fucking self already. If being yourself is being like everyone else, then leave me the hell alone.
I dont want:
God stuffers. If you stuff me with your beliefs, I'll stuff mine on you tenfold.
Those who are unintelligent or don't like to learn. Get offline and read a book, or SOMETHING.
Guys looking for ass. Someone has dibs my ass already, thank you.
And I'm sure I'll make this longer one day, but that's all I can think of as of now.
I don't add bands anymore because most of you fucking suck. Sending me a message asking me to listen to your band's shitty ass music is a waste of your time because I won't read it AND i'll mark it as spam. REALLY, STOP SENDING ME SHIT.
Well, that's the end of that.

Music:

the format, the faint, cursive, motion city soundtrack, mewithoutYou, thrice, thursday, hot hot heat, spice girls, moving units, the rapture, violent femmes, the decemberists, a-ha, blonde redhead, reggie and the full effect, the shins, spoon, the frames, tenacious d, mates of state, mars volta, echo & the bunnymen, emery, old a static lullaby, TV on the radio, frou frou, mc lars, yes, reel big fish, miles davis, moody blues, gorillaz, the hidden cameras, the hope conspiracy, joni mitchell, coheed & cambria, the cranberries, stars are falling, tilly and the wall, tracy chapman, crushed by jefferson, dashboard confessional, the dears, fenix tx, the doors, billy idol, rx bandits, bon jovi, old nfg, poison the well, david bowie, flogging molly, queen, le tigre, underoath, limbeck, billy joel, devo, surbuban legends, aquabats, midtown, american hi-fi, outkast, etc, i'm sure.

Movies:

young frankenstein, high tension, city of god, the goonies, sometimes in april, strangers on a train, north by northwest, hotel rwanda, pulp fiction, back to the futures, star wars, ace ventura pet detective, sin city, the audition, the recruit, both kill bills, evil dead trilogy, pirates of the caribbean, mrs. doubtfire, the sandlot, donnie darko, edward scissorhands, garden state, space balls, dead alive, 10 things i hate about you, army of darkness, etc...

Television:

As seen on Break.com

Books:

I really enjoy things from John Steinbeck, Kurt Vonnegut, Zora Neale Hurston, Annie Dillard, and so many more. Suspense and horror books really get me going. And I overly enjoy reading books about sex. Anyway... running with scissors, The little prince (cute fucking book), The zombie survival guide, catcher in the rye, fast food nation, to kill a mockingbird, lord of the flies, the outsiders, god of small things, the monkey wrench gang, a clockwork orange, slaughterhouse five, animal farm, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, the guide to getting it ON! etc etc etc...

Heroes:

My Blog

The Finished Mural! (Of course there's a but load of pictures)

I'm so sorry this took so long, hahaha. I've been between vacations for the entire month which makes getting on the internet to do this quite difficult. BUT, I am now doing this so you should be fille...
Posted by Jo! on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

Mural Update: Week Two (Obscene amount of pictures!)

Oh boy, I apologize to anyone with slow internet, ahaha. I'm going to keep my commentary short and sweet because it's been enough work just loading the pictures, ugh. You guys BETTER enjoy. :]Day 6!So...
Posted by Jo! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:59:00 PST

TRASH CAN! (pictures!)

DUN DUN DUNNNN!For all of those wondering what paintings I used for reference, here's a quick little list. I won't waste your time with too much ramble because I know you came to look at pictures, ah...
Posted by Jo! on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:05:00 PST

Mural Update: Week One (Pictures!)

ESSENTIALLY this is week three, but the first two weeks were all about designing the mural and having fancy art people from around town talk to us. I would put the finished design up here, but I think...
Posted by Jo! on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:27:00 PST

All this mural and trash can jazz...

For those of you who are new on my page or for those of you who havent been keeping up, I thought Id tell you a little about this crazy mural business I talk about so often. So I was hired this summer...
Posted by Jo! on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:37:00 PST

Oh the possibilities.

So my mom calls me yesterday and asks me what I want for my graduation gift. I had no idea until this phone call that I was going to receive a graduation gift, so naturally my first response was...?.....
Posted by Jo! on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

Milestone.

People will never, ever stop fascinating me.I'm really not angry or bitter about this, I'm actually mildly impressed. So every few years when a new cycle of people come around (and you think no one re...
Posted by Jo! on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 05:13:00 PST

standardized tests prove nothing

Yea, i'm bitter that my ACT scores were less than marginal, but seriously, what the hell does that test prove? Nothing. It shows colleges how well a student can take a test, and how well they can answ...
Posted by Jo! on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:06:00 PST

Happy Second Anniversary

To Bryan and I. Yes'm, two years and counting.... pretty amazing.
Posted by Jo! on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:31:00 PST

Har fucking har.

Dad: "With all the bottled water you drink, you could save a third world country from water deprivation."Me: "With all the money you'd save from not buying and drinking beer, you could BUY a third wor...
Posted by Jo! on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:12:00 PST